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...to get his chauffeur's license.
A couple of 500-pound bags should do it!
Sorry, Marge.
And to celebrate, I'm going to tilt my chair.
It's very hard on me to have you always fighting.
It all goes on your permanent record.
James, I told you before. Stop gnawing on the dry wall
Then you can move on to bunion country.
When You Take Out The Top Two Pieces of Garbage
I'll be that Carl Reiner guy, and you be what's-his-face.
You see? This is the stuff I've been telling you about that you never see.
On the way we can do that 2000-dollar-man thing.
At least let me have that.
Our fun hasn't begun yet.
My house is on fire!
And what's this?
Someone didn't fill in a circle all the way.
...the bank will take your house. - Good luck finding it.
Hello, Vegas? Give me a hundred bucks on red.
Hey Homer, how come you got money to burn? Or singe, anyway?
And you, you will dance the male lead.
Attention, students. It's time to choose a gym class for the coming term.
- What was that national anthem? - Let them all go to hell except Cave 76
But every cave had a national anthem.
- Both of them? - It's a big country.
And bang! That's when I'll cash in.
Insurance to the rescue!
Homer vs. Patty and Selma