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- Please ask me to kill for you. - No, Homie.
- I am Homer Simpson. - Well, good. Jump, Homer, jump.
Sometimes I think God is teasing me, just like he teased Moses in the desert.
When are you going to wake up and smell your husband, Marge?
- You are? - No! L...
A young man maybe who thinks he can be the next Baryshnikov.
Looks like he took a pretty bad spill.
...wish you would, but probably won't, final resort to lend me money.
But no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it. Maybe a little powdered sugar.
Be careful with my sisters' heads. Their necks are brittle.
Now we own you, like Siegfried owns Roy.
- Batman, for example. And Magellan. - Look, I don't like this cootie platoon...
I can’t keep track of all my wheeling and dealings
This invention of yours has made us all rich, especially you.
Sorry, but if you don't have that money by tomorrow...
Take care of you or I’ll sing Miley Cyrus
- Thanks. - Let's do that 2000-pound-man thing.
Okey
Bart, I am so proud of you. You've shown a sensitive side of yourself...
I never want to see you again! You either.
- Couldn't you bash my head in? - Hey, are you a loan shark?
Yes, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!
Since you're trying to make a getaway in park...
Well, Lisa, I managed to solve a little problem today.
Seat belt twisted. Minus one point.
It is off