Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Is it true he's going to jail? - He stole a lot of money...

I'm sorry if I upset you. It wasn't my place.

It should go well with the grilled cheese.

We have a deal. My domain's the kitchen and the bedroom. His is the office.

I'm trying to get to the bar.

He did Carol's divorce. She got everything.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Working on the weekend?

You wanna grab that? These are almost done.

Yeah. We're doing guy stuff.

Having to live with the shame of what your father's done?

What are you talking about?

He's a good cook.

I'm totally crispy.

- We should go. - What did you say to me?

But I will be cooking. Macaroni and cheese. It's my specialty.

You know what, man? We should go.

Chino. Come here, man. I want you to meet some of my boys.

I remember as a kid, if I saw a limousine driving...

- How's it going? - Never better.

Not as much as he loved you.

Ryan, we're like two samurai, really.

All I was thinking about in that ambulance was...

You know, switch up my look?

It's important that you understand the predicament you're in.

What's uncalled-for is your $500-a-day coke habit in college.

But aren't you, like, the busboy?

He didn't buy ponies and jewelry for himself.

Wanna be there when Marissa graduates? You wanna watch Kaitlin grow up?

Of course, living here does have its upside.

...it'd be the best thing that ever happened to you?

- Hey, babe. - Hey.

Girls, this isn't helping Julie relax. Isn't that why we're here?

I don't think she wants to talk.

No one wants to see you with Luke more than me.

Your parents will work it out. Your mom will go away this weekend...

How would I have known?

- Everything with her and her dad... - Do you know what your problem is?

Luke wouldn't be in the hospital.

You wanna be my lawyer? How long do you wanna send me away for?

I get it. Okay, man? I definitely understand.

...because united we're unstoppable, but divided it's like...

Okay, Mom, except that I am.

We'll drink their beer, dance with their honeys and have a good time.