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but I'll tell you how you can be a better friend.
I mean, yes, it is a sporting event.
How we doing, Carl? Is that pool heated yet?
Quiet now. I need complete, total silence.
- Have fun, Meatwad. - Fine!
Forget it. I'm done now.
Can I help you?
See y'all later. I'm going to the Super Bowl.
Boxy Brown.
You're going. You. You won the tickets, right?
- I got them at the store. - You're not allowed out there.
- Why? Is it a sporting event? - Yeah.
What are these, temporary tattoos?
Otherwise, I'm not gonna be able to execute this here...
- Meatwad, are you in here? - I'm in here.
- What about this? - No, not like that either.
Maybe I could shrink you and put you into my bloodstream...