HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
You can take Santa's backup sleigh!
you would still owe two presents.
Ho, that's so lame of them.
Christmas songs! Christmas songs!
But I'll still be getting presents this year, right?
From here, we can monitor Santa from satellite N
you son of a bitch!
- Dude, where have you been? - I've just been hanging out.
- Halak bala! - Kleem bala!
We fed Jesus Christ's data into the auto pilot.
Red sleigh one, this is North Pole.
Next stop, the North Pole!
Boy, things sure are starting to look Christmassy now!
Oh, hey, Kenny.
Santa's... very sad.
Christmas is a very special time of year,
It isn't my fault that Iraqis are filled with hate!
This time of year, we should be bringing Christmas
And some holly and mistletoe!
Oh, and boys, you might want to check
Ugh. I'm done, CraftyCorn. You're done, Bobby BearHug? Thank you. Good bear girl.
They want to kill my wife and children.
Cartman, why are you doing this?
# And a p-partridge in a p-pear treeeee #
# With candy cane wishes and smiles-- #
Follow me!
Benedicali, Jesus, benedicali.
We got a red sleigh down, we got a red sleigh down.