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I mean, like, me physically eating raw hot dogs.
but downstairs, it's New Dick City.
All right? I've already made so many plans with the new penis, all right?
- No... - That's what we were just saying. - No, no. Don't tell me. I love surprises.
- What? - I don't know. Does Friday seem a little bit too soon?
The doctor's drunk, right? He comes in. He's just like, "Let me get a little..."
and I'm sick of you bro-choice guys.
Of course not. That's illegal.
So it's two best friends, and one has been wrongly imprisoned.
Good. She's gonna Jack me off.
But you guys do know how to edit, huh?
and I'm sure I'll find a girl out there who likes what I have.
Bro, go for it, bro.
Well, I mean, we have to give Alice something.
- Yeah. - Makes sense.
- The other video. - Here we go.
That dude seemed a... Just a little bit shady.
That's great. $100.
You're such a great penis, but I promised you to my braj.
Just 'cause, like, cows, they eat carrots,
so I haven't gotten my boobs removed yet,
No. I wouldn't do that.
I love that movie, but I don't know if I would see new dick city as a film.
but if you guys could do it for less...
When you're here...
All right. All right.
Well, I was halfway through, but I guess I could sew it back on.
- You pick your dick. - I don't know.