Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're such a great penis, but I promised you to my braj.

That dude seemed a... Just a little bit shady.

Well, I was halfway through, but I guess I could sew it back on.

When you're here...

- You pick your dick. - I don't know.

but downstairs, it's New Dick City.

Just 'cause, like, cows, they eat carrots,

so I haven't gotten my boobs removed yet,

The doctor's drunk, right? He comes in. He's just like, "Let me get a little..."

but if you guys could do it for less...

Of course not. That's illegal.

- The other video. - Here we go.

All right. All right.

- Yeah. - Makes sense.

So it's two best friends, and one has been wrongly imprisoned.

That's great. $100.

- What? - I don't know. Does Friday seem a little bit too soon?

No. I wouldn't do that.

All right? I've already made so many plans with the new penis, all right?

I love that movie, but I don't know if I would see new dick city as a film.

I mean, like, me physically eating raw hot dogs.

Well, I mean, we have to give Alice something.

and I'm sure I'll find a girl out there who likes what I have.

But you guys do know how to edit, huh?

- No... - That's what we were just saying. - No, no. Don't tell me. I love surprises.

Good. She's gonna Jack me off.

Bro, go for it, bro.

and I'm sick of you bro-choice guys.