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Good. She's gonna Jack me off.
That dude seemed a... Just a little bit shady.
So it's two best friends, and one has been wrongly imprisoned.
All right? I've already made so many plans with the new penis, all right?
All right. All right.
I mean, like, me physically eating raw hot dogs.
Well, I mean, we have to give Alice something.
That's great. $100.
No. I wouldn't do that.
- What? - I don't know. Does Friday seem a little bit too soon?
The doctor's drunk, right? He comes in. He's just like, "Let me get a little..."
- No... - That's what we were just saying. - No, no. Don't tell me. I love surprises.
Bro, go for it, bro.
and I'm sure I'll find a girl out there who likes what I have.
Just 'cause, like, cows, they eat carrots,
- You pick your dick. - I don't know.
I love that movie, but I don't know if I would see new dick city as a film.
But you guys do know how to edit, huh?
- Yeah. - Makes sense.
Well, I was halfway through, but I guess I could sew it back on.
and I'm sick of you bro-choice guys.
but downstairs, it's New Dick City.
but if you guys could do it for less...
You're such a great penis, but I promised you to my braj.
When you're here...
- The other video. - Here we go.
Of course not. That's illegal.
so I haven't gotten my boobs removed yet,