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You're such a great penis, but I promised you to my braj.
That dude seemed a... Just a little bit shady.
Well, I was halfway through, but I guess I could sew it back on.
When you're here...
- You pick your dick. - I don't know.
but downstairs, it's New Dick City.
Just 'cause, like, cows, they eat carrots,
so I haven't gotten my boobs removed yet,
The doctor's drunk, right? He comes in. He's just like, "Let me get a little..."
but if you guys could do it for less...
Of course not. That's illegal.
- The other video. - Here we go.
All right. All right.
- Yeah. - Makes sense.
So it's two best friends, and one has been wrongly imprisoned.
That's great. $100.
- What? - I don't know. Does Friday seem a little bit too soon?
No. I wouldn't do that.
All right? I've already made so many plans with the new penis, all right?
I love that movie, but I don't know if I would see new dick city as a film.
I mean, like, me physically eating raw hot dogs.
Well, I mean, we have to give Alice something.
and I'm sure I'll find a girl out there who likes what I have.
But you guys do know how to edit, huh?
- No... - That's what we were just saying. - No, no. Don't tell me. I love surprises.
Good. She's gonna Jack me off.
Bro, go for it, bro.
and I'm sick of you bro-choice guys.