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Oh, it sounds like our good friend Karl
Oh, my... There's a generational gap here.
- What? - Yep.
I'm part of the team now.
telling those guys that you wanted to chop off your hog.
- He's gonna wash it without sand! - It's not his dick.
Have you ever seen this amount of money in your life?
Also,
Oh, no. It's extra!
- What? Why come? - Why come not? Who cares?
What is that?
Mother from Home Improvement.
It's been a while since I've jiggled one.
- Yeah. - Yeah. New Jack City.
Hot dogs are healthy, okay?
Wh... what... what specifically are you going to do with your juicy new dong?
- Not a baby. - Ew. Yeah.
Jill Taylor. She'll chub you.
Well, why don't you go ahead and touch your crotch-less wasteland?
- Ow. - I need the spyfocals out here.
You're joining us now at the Na San Thai massage parlor,
I don't know, man. I mean, I guess I'll just barbeque it up
How have you gone your entire life with such a small penis? That's a story.
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I mean, if it'll help you that much, I'll do it.
You still have your boy muscle.
You... he's... don't listen to him.
And we'll be like, "Yeah, stupid." Next step, Sundance!
Wait, that's three people. What are... where are you?
- Yeah. - But I really hope you don't die on me, man.
- I'm bro-choice. - Get out of here.
- How am I supposed to decide that? - Think about it!
when it's on my body, so it's my dick.
♪ Been looking for ♪
so I started getting a number one and chicken selects.
- It's yours. - I want it now! I wish I could have it now...