Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Threw your dick under the bus. - Dude, it's all good.

He was. And then he caught himself.

Learn how to run a business.

- She was hot. - Not condom-less sex.

- Yeah, it looks very magical. - What are you doing?

You either keep your dick, or you keep your friend.

No. We're gonna watch the whole thing.

I'm sick of living cum to cum, so, yeah, guys. I mean, I want it gone!

Going to get his final hand job.

- Ew! - Oh! - Oh!

- is about to bust his last final nut. - That was quick.

Oh, no, no, no. Keep going.

and this company is, like, raping me on the price,

Ah, well, how about we go where my Dr. Johnson is?

You stupid fat!

I gave you a big one, and here's what you're gonna want to hope happens.

Luckily he had a muscle tissue of a howler monkey.

Like naked stuff? Like butts?

Yeah! New Dick... New Dick City?

so I brought a lava, strobe, black light.

- How about that? - Well, in that case,

That guy really gave me a gift right there.

- You're 25? - You look 45.

We got really drunk last week, and he told me that.

There's a hot dog stand right here. This is like a... it's a...

♪ A lover, baby ♪

Uh-oh. Not a real gun. Do you have an exit in the back?

You guys said you needed lighting for your movie,

and if I can, I would love to help in any way.

I've already got an appointment over at sears.

Wait. Sucking each other's...

- Ew. - Alice is a freak.

Not Alice's. Not a porno.

I still have my boy muscle?

I'm not filming you anymore, okay?

I'm in. It sounds fun.

Oh... oh, okay. Now, see, Blake, that's where we're thinking a little different.