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Well he, he's straight up, S&M
So I started growing up real young...
Yes, fuck this place, rite?
Can I ask you a question?
When the beach party is over, you don't get to say, you know what
No! no! Selby, that's not the reason
You got a wet pussy?
What the hell is happening here?
I'm not a bad person, I'm a real good person
We wanna go again
Stupid mother fucker
I knew that would get you!
Oh, he's gay
Look, man, I'm not a fucking novice shampoo gal here, ok
You can tell him that too
Fuck, man, circumstance that's exactly it, that's exactly it
I'm gonna lick it up like a dog
No, you can't come back
If you want a ride you better come on
You just having a hard time - No, I can't let you live
What time is it?
I got in a fight
And we see you choosing, this life.. this gay life
Ok
But killing's not one of them
i'm a Hooker
The bar is closed
I always wanted to be in the movies
I'm gonna try to get out of here before the end of the week
PulI the car over - I'm sorry
Are you awake now?
They don't get it now, they never get it then...
Oh man, am I glad to hear that
Its like God finally strike him down for all his evil
I don't need a ride
Leen, this isn't funny
But then there's 1 nite, we're at this party and this guy comes in and he's like...
Fuck you, man!
Selby? - Hi
You better not let me break my other arm
Now, you know me Sel, now you fucking know me alrite
Hey, where's my shirt?
You got a live
Where the fuck do you think you are going?
Yeah, you now well
Yeah...
I'm just cleaning this fucking pigstly we're leaving in that's all
Hey are you alrite?
I know what you do for living
What money?
You don't have to do this
Cause it was me
I got a pressure cleaning business
Fuck it, man, I got shit line up, you know
Maybe we can go somewhere
You never did, but you got a live
I know what it is
Hooking... I quit hooking
Want some sandwich?
So everything is working out, and we are real happy
Get down
Sel?
Which... you know... it... probably for the best... maybe it'll work
And I guess you can call me a real romantic
Let me have that
I'll call you daddy
Not you, Tom, not fucking you, Tom
Ok honey I talked to your father and guess what?
So what? You think I can't get you a house on the beach?
Because I'm so hard-up
Yup
You ready?
I just haven't been feeling too good lately, you know
Leen what difference does it make?
However the evidence does suggest that...