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I can't, I can't do this here
I'm out there trying my best, ok?
And some very handsome young gentlemen, I understand
No... No Problem.
Ok, I don't wanna sit here alone all the time,
So I'm gonna do a broil
And they pay for it, you can see all these miserable straight people...
This is not how you run a fucking establishment man
So you came
I don't like men anymore, really
Oh my god, are you serious?
So that you can go on thinking that people are good
Tuesday
They are not even looking, man, this shit is long over already
Ok, well you need to learn how to type...
But the thing no one ever realised about me...
Wake up, I wanna go out
I thought you wanted a job like that
And that was it
I don't care
I didn't want wreck the fucking car in public but we did you know, we did
I threw up all over myself before it even made 1 fulI turn
They gonna tell you that 'thou shall not kill' and all that
You know, she's good
I've been thinking about that
Fucker, tried to fucking trick me, while he's got a fucking gun in there
Cause I'm freaking out... they know Leen
I gonna go and wash up ok
It must have been a really long fight
Alrite... you just give me a sec
Because I fucking killed someone, alrite?
But my dad had to pay my medical bills
Fuck! I'm out of here
Cause I love that about your, Sel
So what's your deal, man?
You don't have to
You animal!
I gotta stay here by the phone for my girl
I don't wanna hear this
Oh man you see that little fucker over there?
Who cares about him?
So I'm just trying to make a couples of extra bucks, you know what i'm saying?
So just talk about us, you know?
Yeah, fuck them!
I've never done this before, but I have...
So really like to get real rough?
I'm sorry
By the time I met you all...
No, that was nice
And I'm sure my wife wouldn't mind a bit
he just probably doesn't know it
Go get me 2 more
Hope it's not some asshole like the last guy...
It's getting late
I need to sit down
And I gotta go
Cat got your fucking tongue huh?
We're paying fucking customer here
And I believed in her
Fun world in Orlando, this one over here said:
Honey!
Shit, I don't fucking trust you
Fuck this phoney shit, told him to fuck himself, kiss my fucking sweet ass
Get your fucking hands off me! you dumb dyke...
Cause you're using me - No! I just...
No, see... I'm sorry, but when I read the ad...
Just want to fucking call my girl
What, you can't speak? what the fuck?
In a motel room
Stop wasting your fucking time!
Leave me fun, leave me fucking fun!
People like me and you go down every fucking... day
What's that bullshit?
I thought you didn't like gals
Maybe you can... help me?
Come on, man, shit, alrite
John, yes she's back
I love them and I hate them
It's not what you think it is, alrite
See you can do this
She's here
So I killed him
But I just thought that you can tell my family