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Atlas. That humanoid robot’s alright. High-five.
yeah that’s right
Why dont I just flush my money down the toilet?
IT'S LIKE A "JERRY'S HOTTEST GIRLFRIENDS" POST. "SWITCHING INTO SOUP MODE" IN SEPTEMBER.
...or seek out its rightful owner.
- I guess. - Good point.
A NICKEL!
I can live with that.
A Setup, I Tell You! And You've Robbed It!
yeah that’s right
popins-hooray! la la la la tadaaa! Deltora Quest: The Complete Series EEEEEEEKKK!!!!!
...Where I Can Tell The Difference Between Nougat and Cookie.
I'm starving.
Well, what is the competition? Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
This Arby's is good.
YOU COULDN'T JUST MAKE ONE FESTIVUS POST?
...with no wrappers or identification of any kind...
It was a set up!
That vein again.
You, stupid
...where I can tell between nougat and cookie.
Now Give Me One! Give Me a Twix.
- No, no lunch. - I'll hang this phone up right now.
So let's not just say things that we both know are obvious fabrications.
I think there's a mental hospital near here.
Well, I make it up to him in other ways.
I Don't Wanna Be The One Responsible For Purchasing Costly Gasoline
They're All on the Floor!
Oh, yeah? I'll tell you what's stupid. you, stupid.
- Maybe I should talk to him. - Oh, I don't think so.
...that my celebrity friend is considering, my full endorsement.
Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch.
Tour Prep
That chick is whacked
...and he can play pretty hard. Ball.
I don’t care for that term
Call 1-800-333-0000. We'll fight for you! Hablamos espanol.
That's a little nougat.
Now, That is a Cookie and We All Know That Twix is the Only Candy Bar with the Cookie Crunch.
Yeah, they have been promising that.
It was a good bit in the '80s, and it's still relatable today.
Mr. Kramer, the road.
B5.
- Hey, George. - Hey, I'm starving.
Twix is the Only Candy with the Cookie Crunch.
I need to know the name of that mechanic that walks around here.
Suddenly you're on your back like a turtle.
I don’t care for that term
Excuse me. I believe you just ate my Twix bar.
On the flip side.
Commit to nothing If you have to speak, Mumble
Puddy's just gonna give you the car, huh? You'll see.
USAjobs? Why don't you just flush your resume down the toilet?
All right, I'll get you a Mounds bar. Keep the engine running.
you used to be able to get a hershey for a nickel!
Make a right at this corner, please.
If you have to speak, mumble.