Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT'S LIKE A "JERRY'S HOTTEST GIRLFRIENDS" POST. "WHICH EPISODE SHOULD I SHOW A FIRST-TIME WATCHER?"

And look at these features, Mr. Kramer.

I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen. No.

It Was a Setup! A Setup, I Tell You!

When did you bring your car in?

Yeah, that's right.

Them: what’s trucking in Oklahoma like?

Dad, I told you you could sit here only if you don't talk.

It was a good bit at MLEC, and it's still relatable today.

When they ask who blew up Cognos They'll say Helgi and that other guy

You're incorrect.

All right, Puddy, listen and listen good.

That undercoating, that's a rip-off, isn't it, David?

THE PHRASE, "SWITCHING INTO SOUP MODE" ON THE FIRST DAY OF FALL

Oh, Mr. Kramer, I gotta thank you. I learned a lot.

I don't wanna get back with her. She's bossy.

That's the hot color. High-five.

All right, I'm satisfied. We better get some gas.

Oh, where'd you go?

There's the dealer.

How many offers does that make for you? Like eight?

All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.

Who were you trying to setup anyway? The mechanic or the manager?

It was dangling and when you purchased your Twix bar...

...eating a 5th Avenue bar, as he claims...

I Don't Wanna Be The One Responsible For Purchasing Costly Gasoline

Yeah, you show us the 900.

You make your father sit here all day talking about musks handjob offer?

Can I interest you in a little supplemental restraint?

You were gonna get a deal.

Dish and Sling TV customers: Don't lose your shows on National Geographic and Nat Geo Wild. World's Deadliest, AFV: Animal Edition, Uncharted, and Brain Games on National Geographic and Nat Geo Wild could all soon be gone.

I wonder how much longer we'd have lasted.

So Let's Not Just Say Things That We Both Know Are Obvious Fabrications!

Last one. Listen, you gotta help me out.

They're All Gone.

Well, just one more errand and we can head back.

i don’t want to be the one responsible for purchasing costly gasoline

- Does not imply transfer of ownership.

Hey, Willie, Check It Out. Free Parking!

No matter what they say, you say:

Mulky, that doesnt make any sense

In Learning Lab

...and we'll get you that yellow car ready to go.

I don't know. All of them, they're all crooks.

But the high-five is just so stupid.

Atlas. That humanoid robot’s all right. High-five.