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Isn't that from your act, like, 10 years ago?
Make this next right and swing back to the dealership.
All I want is for the call to be correct, Bichette to score and for the ump to be fired!!!!
Easy move. Go from screwing you behind your back...
Con ~Ed!
high five
They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial.
Yeah, right. I'm gonna get my car repaired at a dealership.
Let's stuff Le George in Le Locker.
I Tried To Tell You, But You Wouldn't Listen. No-Ho-Ho.
Since when is Elaine's boyfriend selling cars?
I thought all guys do that.
It took you this long to realize this?
I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.
How do you know that one's yours?
ALIBOX T A X F R E E
First of all, it wasn't a Twix. It was a 5th Avenue bar.
You know, all over the place. That's where I come in.
Paper jam. Got it.
Hey, give me a dollar.
You're all doing a hell of a job.
- How much was under there? - I think something bit me.
Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you.
If you wanna play hardball, I got my friend George...
I don't care for that term. I don't know too many dongoloids who could take apart a fuel injector.
People drop change down here, Jerry.
There's no laws in this place Anything goes, it's thunderdome
Really? My daughter's car? You're a dick!
That doesn't make any sense
...I don't wanna be the one responsible for purchasing costly gasoline.
I told you, Puddy's getting me an insider deal.
Hey, could I have my dollar back?
Now, look, Rick, I'm very close to giving this car...
I'd like to report a problem with one of your mechanics.
Au Revoir, Le George Don’t think it can’t happen!!
He likes it
We're history.
Now, I know this is an important decision.
Cars can go on empty, but not us humans, huh, fella?
When we started this deal, I thought things were gonna be different.
...and in exchange Elaine comes to your softball game...
That chick’s whacked
You don't have to see him again until my 15,000-mile check.
High-five.
How are you gonna start it?
Could I trade you for another dollar?
- Well, that's not bad. - I can live with that.
Don’t think it can’t happen!
IT'S LIKE THOSE "JERRY'S HOTTEST GIRLFRIENDS" POSTS. ELAINE "THIRST TRAP" MEMES.
Now Give Me One! Gimme a Twix.
I had the Roast Beef.
Just a little place I like to call You'll See.
Well, I got screwed on the doughnuts.
….I had the roast beef