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I didn't like that roast beef so how about lunch?
- I thought he was a mechanic. - I guess he graduated.
There's No Law In This Place. Anything Goes. It's ThunderDome!
That's A Little Nougat.
Everybody's ripping me off.
The cashier is at lunch, which is where I'd like to be.
- What about the $100,000 bar? - No, rice and caramel.
twix has too much coconut.
I don't know.
You're incorrect.
TWIX!!!!!!!!
And You! How Many Twix Does That Make for You Today?
Would you stop it? You'll have plenty of time to destroy it after I get it.
Short name. Ted or Ned.
All I want is a fine, an apology, and for him to be fired.
- He likes it. - All right. Do you mind?
All I want is my 2 wins back, an apology, and for him to be fired.
- All right, calm down. - My father had a car-salesman buddy.
I’ll walk out of here right now!
Clearly, no one else can stand to be with either one of you.
Cory Miller's Mantra
That's my candy lineup. Where are my cards?
No coconut for me.
You didn't agree to anything.
- Twix has too much coconut. - No, there's no coconut!
And the underwater bubble cities? It’s like we’re living in the 50’s here
All I want is an apology And for him to be fired
- I'll walk out of here right now. - Can I help you with something?
Short name. - Stole my Twix candy bar.
Atlas. That humanoid robot’s alright. High-five.
All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired
I'm Rick. Are you looking to buy or to lease?
They’re All Twix! It was a setup!
Come on.
- Nougat? Positive? - No. Please.
You're a salesman now. The high-five is-
He’s got a live one
Well, how much gas you think is in there right now?
If you wanna play hardball, I got my friend Andy…
Well, what is the competition? Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
I Don't Wanna Be The One Responsible For Purchasing Costly Gasoline