Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(tires screeching, horns honking)

Don't push your luck.

HOMER: Oh, wait, this isn't mine.

And you know what we found inside?

No, he's a good dog.

of eating out of the garbage are over, Gil.

Don't you understand?

(in Cockney accent): It was Christmas, sir.

was worth less than a dog.

Ow! Ow, ow. Just get him by the collar.

I did leave them with you.

Who among you is brave enough to tame this slobbering horde?

Thanks to this walk, I'll live a lot longer.

I did. But he, uh, hasn't returned.

I thought we sent Willie out there to deal with them.

Or walks on a hot sidewalk

and the girl thinks she's Queen of the May.

Oh, where can he be?

Ladies and gentlemen, this man is a human being,

stick on a fake wang, and pretend that she's you

Collie, dachshund, Tibetan Mastiff,

Surely his life has more value

and finally earn the town's respect.

This is ridiculous. I'm a human being here,

(sighs) I guess your days