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And now that I hear myself say it, I'm an idiot!
Mom coupons.
Your hair is yellow. (CHUCKLES)
Son of a bitch.
When will you realize that life isn't all about
Shut your face-mouth! We have a gift.
Mother's Day over. Let's just move on.
Bet you thought we forgot about your special day,
(SLURPS)
Yeah, I don't get it, but I don't want to be the one
Stop! I know all about the dummy.
and she made me "Lady and the Tramp" a piece of spaghetti.
You're lucky I was too cheap to have hip surgery,
This is your real Mother's Day, and it starts with
and I'm the only decent child in this family?
I thought life broke you down.
Guys, it's fine.
So convenient.
I see.
It doesn't specify a time limit.
Point is, you were a child once, with hopes and dreams,
That's right. Space Camp.
and truly saw her children loved her more than anything.
Aw, that dummy never had any dreams.
What...have we...done?
You didn't have the thought.
and change my mind.
I'm not giving in to your crazy demands
Go, go, go! Go, go!
Your things aren't stolen, schmoopers.
And that meant one thing. shedding their garbage clothes
(SCOFFS) It gets old real quick.
The boy just wanted to know
So, you're not just ruining this Mother's Day.
Uhp, uhp! I'm watching the channel guide to see what's on at 8:00.
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