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Your things aren't stolen, schmoopers.
It doesn't specify a time limit.
(SCOFFS) It gets old real quick.
Guys, it's fine.
Shut your face-mouth! We have a gift.
I see.
And that meant one thing. shedding their garbage clothes
(SLURPS)
Uhp, uhp! I'm watching the channel guide to see what's on at 8:00.
Yeah, I don't get it, but I don't want to be the one
That's right. Space Camp.
Stop! I know all about the dummy.
Point is, you were a child once, with hopes and dreams,
What...have we...done?
So convenient.
So, you're not just ruining this Mother's Day.
Go, go, go! Go, go!
And now that I hear myself say it, I'm an idiot!
The boy just wanted to know
When will you realize that life isn't all about
You're lucky I was too cheap to have hip surgery,
and I'm the only decent child in this family?
Aw, that dummy never had any dreams.
and change my mind.
and truly saw her children loved her more than anything.
Son of a bitch.
Bet you thought we forgot about your special day,
Mother's Day over. Let's just move on.
Mom coupons.
You didn't have the thought.
and she made me "Lady and the Tramp" a piece of spaghetti.
I thought life broke you down.
Your hair is yellow. (CHUCKLES)
This is your real Mother's Day, and it starts with
I'm not giving in to your crazy demands