YARN logo YARN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • DISCOVER
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • More
    • CREATE STORIES
    • DAILY
    • DISCOVER
    • PHRASES
    • NUDGE CLIPS
    • CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • STORY
  • DAILY
  • PHRASES
  • DISCOVER
  • NUDGE CLIPS
  • REQUEST CONTENT
×

Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I apologize in advance for what comes next.
Moron.
Through the years, you've given me many coupons,
I don't get it. Your mom's amazing.
Oh, damn it!
Uh, you do know the ink is still wet on these?
Yeah. Murray and Maury.
¶ I believe the children are our future
That's asking a lot of the audience.
or I'd be running after ya!
¶ I decided long ago
Okay. This one's free.
Look! Here's one now!
know you knew about that.
Fine! I believe in the magic of movies!
¶
I wrote that when I was six! The world was still new!
I would have taken your precious moon
We shouldn't be playing God!
Are you trying to shake down your own grandchild?
(RAPPING) ¶ Mom, Mom, she is the bomb
why don't we hear about Barry being a little teapot?
It's a small price to pay to give Dad his dream so I can get mine.
Okay, everyone calm down.
Okay, I see what you're doing.
who stands in the way of your dreams.
Eh, a bunch of kids getting accidentally launched into space?
and my dream is to go on a real spaceship.
You're trying to prove I had dreams
For the price of only 500 cups of coffee,
Excuse me, sir. You left this bag in the dressing room.
"One minute" was implied!
Meet Maury.
About Support / FAQ Legal