Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. This one's free.
Fine! I believe in the magic of movies!
Yeah. Murray and Maury.
For the price of only 500 cups of coffee,
(RAPPING) ¶ Mom, Mom, she is the bomb
We shouldn't be playing God!
It's a small price to pay to give Dad his dream so I can get mine.
I would have taken your precious moon
Excuse me, sir. You left this bag in the dressing room.
Are you trying to shake down your own grandchild?
I don't get it. Your mom's amazing.
who stands in the way of your dreams.
Okay, everyone calm down.
¶ I believe the children are our future
I apologize in advance for what comes next.
Okay, I see what you're doing.
or I'd be running after ya!
Meet Maury.
Look! Here's one now!
Moron.
Uh, you do know the ink is still wet on these?
and my dream is to go on a real spaceship.
why don't we hear about Barry being a little teapot?
You're trying to prove I had dreams
"One minute" was implied!
Oh, damn it!
That's asking a lot of the audience.
know you knew about that.
Eh, a bunch of kids getting accidentally launched into space?
Through the years, you've given me many coupons,
¶ I decided long ago
I wrote that when I was six! The world was still new!