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I apologize in advance for what comes next.
Moron.
Through the years, you've given me many coupons,
I don't get it. Your mom's amazing.
Oh, damn it!
Uh, you do know the ink is still wet on these?
Yeah. Murray and Maury.
¶ I believe the children are our future
That's asking a lot of the audience.
or I'd be running after ya!
¶ I decided long ago
Okay. This one's free.
Look! Here's one now!
know you knew about that.
Fine! I believe in the magic of movies!
¶
I wrote that when I was six! The world was still new!
I would have taken your precious moon
We shouldn't be playing God!
Are you trying to shake down your own grandchild?
(RAPPING) ¶ Mom, Mom, she is the bomb
why don't we hear about Barry being a little teapot?
It's a small price to pay to give Dad his dream so I can get mine.
Okay, everyone calm down.
Okay, I see what you're doing.
who stands in the way of your dreams.
Eh, a bunch of kids getting accidentally launched into space?
and my dream is to go on a real spaceship.
You're trying to prove I had dreams
For the price of only 500 cups of coffee,
Excuse me, sir. You left this bag in the dressing room.
"One minute" was implied!
Meet Maury.