Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You give yourself room to grow.

I don't know. It's not like you've ever treated women in such a way...

Uh, yeah. Yeah, that'll go great with my cucumber-jalapeño egg cream.

Then you probably shouldn't scroll to the next picture.

- would be a total... - Disaster.

Ted, I beg of you. Don't quit on a body that won't quit.

Now it's as rude and expensive as San Francisco.

with a passage from Ted's dream journal.

Congratulations! You're marrying my sister!

[Ted Narrating] Then, later, at a club in Chinatown...

and you're naked in front of Shaker Heights High School in a play you never rehearsed for.

My panties may or may not be on when you get there.

Now get back in there before all your teeth fall out...

Hey, hold on. That slut just got here. How'd she get beer already?

but my body is detoxing after years of one-night stands.

On my way here, a taxi jumped the curb and it pinned this old lady.

♪ She's exaggerating ♪

♪ You're so beautiful ♪

I say again, am I right?

It's about the 20-year-old, Ted.

And she just happened to be a leather cuff saleswoman.

[Shivering] Ted, I'm desperate.

- Oh. Hmm. - ♪♪ [Light Theme Continues]

♪ ♪ [Ominous Theme]