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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah, a purse! - Shut up and let the woman talk!
Nah. A possum drowned in the pool. You have any garbage bags?
[Static]
Remember? Luann and Chase are taking us out to hear Spalding Gray.
- [Footsteps] - Good morning!
It's your picture on the front.
Oh, by no means. My dad left my mom after she got hooked on cough drops.
## [Whistling]
- Homer. - and-
I will now read the special vows which Homer has prepared...
Ow! What the hell is wrong with you?
Oh, good. That will give me time to add another coat of glaze to the ham.
Hey, Van Houten, I heard your folks broke up.
- I don't want to go to that. - You said you'd do it as a favor to me.
And another thing. It's only 5:15.
And it goes on like this
You know, I like his films, except for that nervous fella's always in 'em.
maybe football fans want to see good quarterbacks. we don't know.
. .
Sure. Divorce. Hey, you got it, toots!
Oh. So I guess I'm not alone.
## [Singing]
kirk, football is a game for quarterbacks. bad quarterbacks.
## [Humming Continues]
You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough.
But I'd really like to get some sleep.
"Dear Homer." Ahh.
MAYBE SINGLE PEOPLE ASSEMBLE TRAMPOLINES, WE DON'T KNOW
That's your news? Go to bed!
YOINK
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