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Oh. So I guess I'm not alone.
I will now read the special vows which Homer has prepared...
maybe football fans want to see good quarterbacks. we don't know.
You know, I like his films, except for that nervous fella's always in 'em.
kirk, football is a game for quarterbacks. bad quarterbacks.
It's your picture on the front.
And it goes on like this
Nah. A possum drowned in the pool. You have any garbage bags?
Remember? Luann and Chase are taking us out to hear Spalding Gray.
- Homer. - and-
Oh, good. That will give me time to add another coat of glaze to the ham.
That's your news? Go to bed!
## [Singing]
You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough.
## [Humming Continues]
- [Footsteps] - Good morning!
Oh, by no means. My dad left my mom after she got hooked on cough drops.
- Yeah, a purse! - Shut up and let the woman talk!
YOINK
- I don't want to go to that. - You said you'd do it as a favor to me.
Ow! What the hell is wrong with you?
. .
But I'd really like to get some sleep.
And another thing. It's only 5:15.
"Dear Homer." Ahh.
MAYBE SINGLE PEOPLE ASSEMBLE TRAMPOLINES, WE DON'T KNOW
Sure. Divorce. Hey, you got it, toots!
Hey, Van Houten, I heard your folks broke up.
## [Whistling]
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