Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi, I kind of switched with Alex,

[Sighs] My God, here we go.

Must be some kind of a mistake.

Okay, got a whole lot of rules that don't make any sense.

I would like the vegetable medley,

The portions, huh?

Hey, no salad bar. That counts as an appetizer.

Mom's never gonna let me order off the adult menu again!

We'll also have a refill on the soda.

Waiter, excuse me.

At least until they realize they left Pops inside.

I would like a petit filet, a large petit filet,

For my family, dining out wasn't about

with no sense of boundaries, a family like mine.

- Want to get in on this, Adam? - I'm good.

Wow. That's... Really?

And you, with your menu rules and your communal soda

This just has a bad vibe.

And I demand my big, honkin' meats.

with the Goldbergs was like any other.

Just tell me what's gonna happ...

That table just sat down

no fancy sides,

Hey, moron, I'm not paying for you to get a steak

I jammed my thumb in there like a champ.

Can you believe the portions?

Dude, if I don't eat this whole giant steak,

First, we ordered, then that table, then them and them...

Back then, dining out with your family was the highlight

Soup. He'll have the soup, French onion,

Yeah, yeah, yeah! You're gonna throw it in a big garbage bag.

and add the horseradish on the side.

We ordered first, and look at this.

This family should be barred from any and all

Uh, hi, hello. Over here.

Ah, restaurants of the '80s.

What's that golden hunk of meat you're enjoying there?

That's medium-plus. That's what I ordered.

You don't even understand

And with that, the Goldbergs officially broke

no market price,

Yes! I'm gonna get the porterhouse!

♪ Happy birthday, Erica and Geof♪

Oh, my God! You invited my whole family!