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I'm sorry, I don't mean to be a nudge,
I'm in high school now. No one's gonna buy this act anymore.
I'll tell you who your waiter was.
♪ We've got everything going on and on and on? ♪
Decided yet?
but instead of Barnaise sauce, I would like crab cakes.
and you know what I'm talking about.
we finally stopped yelling and started eating.
[Chuckles] Such big portions!
It has a wobble.
And... still not our order.
All right, which one of you is the waiter?
Nobody rides for free.
Why don't I just come back in a few minutes and...
♪ Can't you see ♪
and they arrived five minutes after us.
Hi, hello. Uh, you have our food,
Oh, no, did we just touch and steal food
Doesn't seem like he will.
- because he's a lefty. - You don't know the pain of the southpaw.
Yeah.
a bowl, not a cup. Deal with it.
I'll order my own damn meal, thank you.
I know.
I would like six pieces of shrimp.
and you're forcing me to just eat soup?
If I don't eat soon, I'm gonna have to lie down.
Happy Birthday Alex & Josh
- Great. My husband here will have... -Bap, bap, bap!
is leftovers the next day.
because I didn't think you could handle my family.
on here, too? It's madness.
At long last, our piping-hot dinner
with your dominant hand without complaining
That's rare. Yeah.
You know what? I don't trust anyone. Hand me your spoons.
And believe me, the worst is yet to come.
Geoff, uh, didn't you order a bowl of soup?
And what can...
instead of this Longhorn Gutbuster.
I'm taking a stand. I'm a grown-ass man.
I'll take it back and make sure it's right.
Don't look at me.
- It's just dinner. - At a restaurant?