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Why are you touching me?! Don't touch me!
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Trust us, there's plenty of air going around the meat.
came my chance to stage my own revolt.
Don't support his bad judgement.
Look, before you say anything,
Are you for real? Is he for real?
befriending anyone within a 10-table radius.
Biggest portions in town.
Murray, it's a special night.
- We're fine. - Fine?
that this is the happiest my dad gets.
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So, do you want to go get actual food now?
I told you not to get that fish!
This is way too close to the bathroom.
I just want to drink this soda like a human being...
- We'll take it. - Okay, now he's actively stealing.
[Scoffs] We haven't even begun, Geoff.
Don't worry, I'll be very nice, I promise.
the sweetest boyfriend in the world.
Geoff had gotten a taste
- To throw it out? - No, that's a waste.
And more rolls and straws and Sweet'N Low and more rolls.
♪ Every time you go away ♪
then stole food from that table, and then sent it back.
- so just order accordingly. - He's right.
[Ding!] -
I can't wait. I got to eat the rolls.
Everything's gonna be sent back anyway.
And so this embarrassing display always happened.
And for my dad, the only choice was how to save money.
Without fail, he'd always order the wrong thing.