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and they still don't have my dinner?
I'm talking Beefsteak Charlie's,
They took it from our table.
that I love you with all of my heart.
Eat it!
To dinner. In public. Why? How?!
All the tables that ordered after us
I got a feeling these people have a story to tell.
- Those bastards. - We got to get our food.
Because after we sit, we order.
My fries are ice cold.
and became the world's greatest forensic accountant.
no dry-aged anything, and, most importantly...
No, that's me. I'm your waiter.
so we're just gonna take that out of your way.
So, you're not mad, even about the soup?
Remember, you guys are twins.
Oh, yeah. That is what I like.
Geoff, you being here is the perfect gift, really.
and I'm stuck with this old, soggy trout?
- What do you mean? - Oh, it's all going back.
He knew better than to order trout at a steakhouse.
No, Adam, no!
Ma'am, I understand, but there was a two-top ready.
middle-child meltdown over the struggles of being left-handed.
Honestly, you're making it worse.
Hey, we're trying to enjoy
Excuse me, waiter.
That night, Geoff did the impossible,
We want dinner, not pneumonia.
Leave right now, or this relationship is over.
And my mom's purse filled with rolls.
I think I'm gonna have a nice piece of fish.
And it was best expressed with one word...
Oh, no, mister. You eat that fishy scramble.
- It's a pork chop. - Is it good?
I need to have a moment with Soupy Sales,
Really? Get the food from those poor people?
Do me a favor. Uh, wrap that up. We'll take it.
Okay, it's time for Murray's menu rules.
at Beefsteak Charlie's?
I feel like a left-handed prisoner of war.
so cut the potato in half and put half of it to go.
- Ready now, sir? - I'll have the "come back to me."
All I had was soup, and Barry stole half of it.
- Absolutely. - Dad, stop!
[Quietly] Um...
I would like the sirloin, medium-plus,
I don't like my large portion.
You know what?