Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stop trying to make NC-17 happen.

...technically good physique...

If surg techs wrote our evals

Omg, I love your G-shock. Where'd you get it?

the more Gretchen tried to win Regina back.

No, actually, I'm just here because I bartend a couple nights a week

That is so fetch

and realized they were just talking about you?

- So how do you like North Shore? - It's good.

I got parents calling me on the phone asking, "Did someone get shot?"

- Her property? - No. Shut up. Not her property...

Ms. Norbury had us confront each other directly

And that's not Regina's fault.

When people call insisting that you've groomed their dog before

Are you still an asshole?

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AMCS is just as cute as Quentic

about you, you'd want me to tell you, right?

I mean, A- sub-N equals N plus one over four.

Yeah, It Was Pretty Witchy, But I'm Not Mad

ON WEDNESDAYS WE PROOF EVERYTHING

We pick the girl

On Wednesdays we burn down the building

I spent about 80 percent of my time talking about Hereditary

Sam, stop trying to make “stay fresh” happen!

I SPEND 80% OF MY TIME TALKING ABOUT REGINA GEORGE AND THE OTHER 20% OF MY TIME

So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why.

Stop trying to make “habz” happen

Donald. Stop trying to make "Philly shipyards" happen.

Conor, stop trying to make "SMBCIU" happen.

The shiny does not exist!!

I mean, I guess she just likes the attention.

- It's Cady. - Oh, Cady, here you go.

and she said she's gonna do some kind of African voodoo with it

The average does not exist

on wednesdays we wear pink

Tori, stop trying to make "jolly roger" happen.

Ok can I go to sidetrack?

I’m a cool mom

Oh, God, honey, no. What kind of mother do you think I am?

She knows everything about everyone.

My carpal tunnel came back.

Damian, you've truly out-gayed yourself.

Were people nice?

You wanna play in the Mott invitational?!?!

Shut up. I need to talk to you.

have ever felt personally victimized by Mott?

Hey, guys, what's up? I didn't know you worked here.

You can't join Mathletes. It's social suicide.

I'm voting for Cady Heron because she pushed her.

It was so retarded.

- His name's Aaron Samuels. - No!

Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut!

- Oh, no, Cady. - Why would she do that?

I mean, I don't care, do whatever you want.

So if they're from the NT

Im gonna vote for Trump cause he got shot I'm gonna vote for Joe cause he shot him

who's filling in for christian zettîstuckieerman? tame impala.

So who has a lady problem that they'd like to talk about?

Has Mott become the new queen bee?

You wanna kiss my feet? Go ahead. Whatever makes you happy

...maybe he forgot about.

Careful byron careful you say too

and entering "Girl World".

You wanna go downstairs?

Stop trying to make CCL happen

all he cares about is school and his mom and his friends

A piece for Janis Ian.

is that all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.

You go, Glenn Cocco.

"I Spent About 100 Percent Of My Time Talking About Regina."

You are just like a clone of Regina.

I spent about 80 percent of my time talking about Rodgers: the Musical

- Oh, God. - You dirty little liar.

Donald, Stop trying to make stable genius happen Donald, Stop trying to make stable genius happen

He’s convicted of murder! Yeah, but it’s second degree murder…

The only bloke that ever calls me Is Ray Ray from the nursing home

I love that shirt on you

Why are you so obsessed with Smee

if you're going to meme i'd rather you do it in this channel

That’s only OK when I say it

And the crazy thing is is that it should be brandon,

He'll no! I did not leave The judgemental other side for this

You can't wear a tank top two days in a row,

when he broke up with her last summer.

I saw Jessica wearing draped fabric and high tops So I bought Draped fabric and high tops

to people that we'd hurt in our lives.

me when me when the

Stop trying to make "Galvy" happen. It's not going to happen.

Garret thinks you’re mad at her

Hey Alexa! Happy hour is from 4 to 6! Happy birthday girl! Love you!

- Hello? - I know your secret.

Watch where you're going fat ass

So I followed my instincts

Oh my god Karen you can’t just ask someone why they’re Asian

Did you tell Mr. Duvall who else did it?

Cady, there are two kinds of evil people.

And I want my blue shirt back

express your anger in a healthy way.

Hey what day is it?

David, stop trying to make tax happen.

We're your friends.

That's beautiful. This girl is deep.

Mom, can you pick me up? I'm scared.

- Right. - So you have your cousins

So you agree? The benefits of aggressively reducing carbon emissions from power plants outweigh the costs?

when actually, everybody hates you.

I don't play it like Staggy You'll know it was me

Oh hell no. I did not leave the Southside for this.

"Well, This has been sufficiently Awkward."

It's Cady. C-A-D-Y.

yes granny bitch snell dear? what do you want more broken hips? huh? you old granny! y wrinkly dear and got no chompers! you've already been kicked out of windsor castle! you old granny bat! oh i'm sure granny queen has her NDIS on a pension she's such an old nanny!

And Gretchen found herself a new clique

IT'S PRONOUNCED "KATIE" YEAH, I'M GONNA CALL YOU CATTY.

Oh, no. Maybe that was only OK when Janis said it.

I would be sitting over there with the art freaks.

Just like Trump

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Jenni, stop trying to make "cadet" happen.

so you better send your pic byotch

Is this demure?

- We're doing a dance to this song... - "Jingle Bell Rock."

so just promise me you won't make fun of her.

Don’t drag me into this

stop trying to make "be kind to lawyers day" happen. It's not going to happen.

Lizzie McGuire, Hitting your head on toy story 3! Hitting your head on toy story 3! Hitting your head on toy story 3! Hitting your head on toy story 3 m

I'm really disappointed in you, Cady.

Who here has ever felt personally victimized by Taylor showing two fingers

Great, great. Let me give you my card.

AMCS is just as cute as Quentic

Dean G when the forresters put trees in the lobby "oh, hell no. I did not leave the southside for this

Oh, you'll get socialized, all right. A little slice like you.

then you have your second cousins no honey, that's not right

I have his AIDS test results. If you can have him call me back as soon as he can

Did you do awesome doses And listen to awesome music

I spent 80% of my time talking about K-Pop Demon Hunters, and the other 20% of the time I was praying for someone else to bring it up so I could talk about it more

- Why? - I'm failing.

Because being with The Plastics was like being famous.

Quit trying to make phoenix happen It’s not gonna happen

Math Athletes Are Gorillas Math Athletes Are Gorillas

Can someone zip me up?

Wait. Jason's not going out with Taylor.

He's your cousin.

You can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy...

Gretchen, stop trying to make "drunk" happen.

And Emma Gerber, I mean, that hairdo must have taken hours,

Get in loser. We’re going higher.

Why do you wear your hair like that? You hair looks so sexy pushed back.

- Have you been drinking? - No.

- Dawn? - Don't drag me into this,

Chase’s Monkey House

If you play basketball, why are you white?

and everybody just knew stuff about you.

Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by a PSM

and now your body's just running on water.

Well, be careful because she has a huge crush on you.

Hey, what's up?

Stop trying to make “National Burpee Day” happen…

And think about him.

There are no rules in this house. I'm not like a regular mom.

if that's what you mean.

Get in, loser. We're going shopping.

All you sucker MCs Ain't got nothing on me

We've had these tickets for months.

Me to my Bia Skin Products g

It's October 3rd.

Yeah, I know. You told me that one before.

Badges are so fetch

we can't keep them past 4

I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Pedro, and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring (him) up so I could talk about (him) more.

I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Perdo, and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring (him) up so I could talk about (him) more.

who's filling in for gearldine ormes? carmen warr.

Twice the larger of two numbers is three more than five times

Lights, please. OK. See you guys tomorrow.

I spent about 80 percent of my time talking about Paulinho, and the other percent of the time I was praying for someone else to bring him up so I could talk about him more.

The Spring Fling Queen is always pretty.

I love those pants off you.

Me to Ernesto when I’m 1 lb lighter than him

I've been looking for you everywhere.

The live performance does not exist!!!!

- Hey, get out of here! - Oh, my God, Danny DeVito.

You could try Only Fans

Look, I know she can be really mean sometimes, but...

So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend,

Stop Trying To Make "Hex" Happen

That’s funny.

I used to think there was just fat and skinny.

Jeopardy’s always on at 7

- What's up? - Can I help you?

Say "attack” again

Kevin, stop trying to make 'belt' happen.

Giddyap jingle torse Pick up your feet

Now, close your eyes again.

Dating a younger guy

If the limit never approaches anything...

I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again.

You can't join mathletes That's social suicide!

[no one understands me!]

Stop trying to make covfefe happen.

Like, you may think you like helos... But you could be wrong

You're not in it.

- North Shore, who do you select? - The girl, dude. The girl.

Hey! Hey! Settle down! All right, hey.

Where did you get it?

tb&s stop trying to make spw_cache happen

I'll be careful.

Regina. You seem to really hate her.

Maybe we're not in that book, because everybody likes us.

yeah? well come over here and call me bad blood! jeez it was just an expression.

why do you write back to us?

Oh, man, that is bleak.

Shark told Mott that Corey topped the ball 20 times with his new driver

Where? Oh, there he is.

I think Cady's old enough to spend one night on her own.

what is the gil? it's engineer royalty. If Twitter was stack overflow, it would always be on the cover

You're grounded.

- Yeah, that's in the back building. - Yeah, we'll take you there.