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I was on "Extreme Couponing".
My friend was just trying to get me a tampon.
I'll go next.
into the plush carpet of first class, I had this a-ha moment.
Oh!
He's a heavy sleeper.
- It's like a side of chutney. - It's like fruit on the bottom.
You're on Birthmarc,
Because I am a woman who has access to tampons normally,
You're not supposed to be on this trip if you're not.
I was just gonna say, that movie is so sad.
A moyel is the Jewish dude who performs the circumcisions.
Wait a minute, you know Aviv?
♪ And if you got something big ♪
Uh, Mark?
Okay.
No, um...
Nice!
Let the guy rest in peace.
It's all in my bag, under the plane.
That's like putting your spoon into a molten lava cake.
Do you guys have a tampon?
You know, I really liked your intro before.
♪ You better help yourself before you help a friend ♪
Maybe I shouldn't even go.
Okay.
Okay.
I totally forgot about menopause.
♪ Joyful all ye nations rise ♪
So sorry, no, we don't.
I... I don't know.
We'll have to check your luggage.
Fuck yeah.
It's a wafer and when you take it in your mouth,
Excuse me, sir?
Sir, your guess is as good as mine.
I get double if it's made before we touch the ground.
You know what you need to do?
Yeah, it didn't bother me at all.
I thought that these, were, like, a joke that all women shared.
Here's a reunion story.
Your partner hasn't mentioned a tampon once.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to hit a rough patch.
♪ Peace on earth and mercy mild ♪
Anyway, I graduated with a fine arts degree.
♪ Hark the herald angels singing ♪
I, like, realized what I wanna do with my life.
Yeah?