Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Acts like a jerk in his commercials. Nobody listens to what he says.
Coronavirus
Shame
You gotta straighten this thing out.
Nice to meet you My daughter said that you’re half nig
That's the flavor.
You mean the way I talk? What?
NCircle Entertainment
- Jeannie drinks. - Maybe she's depressed.
I'm an average Nobody I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook
I could go anywhere, I could do anything.
but it had nothing to do with me.
I'm tryna bang this f’n broad, Help me out!
It's my golf course
We got to spend the rest of the weekend at the track.
- Shh. - I'm sorry.
All right.
Nobody's helping me. I'm all alone.
He’s prejudiced against mold basements
Henry, this is with Mr. Tony, over there.
O.K., the Mooch showed up a week ago
Me the patriots
-It's been six months. -We got to get it out of there right away.
Santi can do what he wants to do Got it?
We’re not animali…
trump
was when Mickey had a hostess party.
Then finally, when there's nothing left...
It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit.
GOODFELLAS TEASER
Hear about the points we were shaving up in Boston? It's terrific. Nunzio--
I don't know if I could live like that.
now go home and get your fucking emotional support dog.
There was nothing we could do about it.
Hey! Come here you! Come here!
Not without your car keys, you're not!
That's when I knew Jimmy was going to whack Morrie.
You know the boys. All the pals are here.
Officer Lofstrom when someone says Hey I found this stray cat
I swear on my fucking mother, if you touch her again, you're dead.
Two spring breakers just stole my truck. You believe that shit?
See? I knew it.
You're supposed to be doing this stuff, too!
Henry. It's his joint. This is Lisa.
I did the sun.
Gone? What do you mean?
What kind of person are you? What is the matter with you?
Objection, Your Honor. In view of the violence....
Mrs. Hill, come here.
And give those Irish hoodlums a drink.
There's no action. I have to wait around like everyone else.
Docket number 704162.
Thank You
I am all right your not all right danny
What’s up, guy?
No, not at all.
I'm enraged. I wanted to kill this little fuck.
-What do you do? -I'm in construction.
bing i fuckin told you, I'm just a fuckin waiter
Karen!
How about a seven and seven
(Friends after H20 sinks game winner) The detailing is on the house
Funny... You're Really Funny
Janice and I were having so much fun, she started screwing up at work.
Matt can do whatever he wants!
-You're a lousy bastard! -You got a problem.
Good, they deserved it.
Because I nailed these guys.
Big yawn.
- Jimmy. - Yeah.
Astros Rays
and Tommy and me.
I'm telling you, I look in your face and I know that you're lying!
Months!!!
My house was in my mother-in-law's name.
- Understand? - Yeah.
But in Italian, it sounds much nicer.
I'm gonna go eat some cunt, eat some cunt.
Henry.
I'm gonna go roll a joint, roll a joint.
And i’m Planning to roast them peter piper rock the bells peppers over the flames
If I was gonna break your balls, I'd say, "Go get your brows shined."
that it used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil.
Now he's moving.
The older I get the more I feel this
Stokar, Michael Stokar... do you hear me!
Good for you. Don’t take no shi¥ off nobody
We're goin' to Costco.
How you doin Hendry
Papa!
Nice fucking game
Conor
Forget about tonight. Forget about it.
The Irishman is here to take all ya money
I'd like to smack his face.
They don't feel like you're in construction.
Cute holiday card? Fuck you, pay me
...from the scene of the heist at JFK.
$3600 i charged em!
Henry, hurry up. My mother's making fried peppers and sausage for us.
Whenever you move me, I asked once and I'll tell you again...
Come here, you! Come here!
You're looking at it. It's a joke I'm the Transportation man.
.
What you got me On the fuckin’ pay-no-mind list, kid?
-They would have found it. -Why did you do that, Karen?
Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking.
You’re not going to get a divorce, we’re not anímalo.
Wha--? No.
I've never met a ball buster like you, my whole life.
French 75s? An aristocrat.
or stays on the streets and beats the case, he's a dead man.
I had some Beautiful cutlets...
Our husbands weren't brain surgeons, they were blue-collar guys.
When in doubt
-Henry says don't let the sauce stick. -I'm stirring it.
You don't.
It was a bigger moneymaker than numbers and Jimmy was in charge of it all.
I had to straighten out her boss a little bit.
Good for you. Don’t take no sh!t off nobody.
It was among the dutch Real footloose shit
Isn't she gorgeous?
Sounds like someone we know…
Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the shitposting.
Are you gonna let this fucking punk get away with that?
Don't go breaking my water lines at any of my properties bc if I have to dig another hole it won't be for the repair mothafucka!!!
I can't believe this. A gay nigger chink, prejudiced against Whites.
Don’t get nervous. Let him come.
When they found Carbone in the meat truck...
What am I a mirage?
World wide pandemic? FUCK YOU, PAY ME
No more nut every week. No more bullshit. My dream comes true.
Keep that motherfucker there jimmy Keep him there!
Downton Downey “You cut my dick off”
You're always fucking late. You'd be late for your own fucking funeral.
I can't do this. I can't do this, Henry.
Jesus Christ, what happened to you?
I ordered spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup
Our wives, mothers, kids, everybody rode along.
Two scholars just stole my truck. Can you believe that shit?
Gimme a fuckin’ poker update!
Happy Labor Day Weekend
-Shh. Calm down. -It's beautiful.
How I Introduce other vanners
Over there.
Um... Just the good half.
Now go home and get your fucken Shah box!!
I can't believe this. A wop Daddy, prejudiced against Luchettis.
You want me to work according to policy? Fuck you pay me!
and you’re still bouncing around from charger to charger
came from the same part of Sicily as she did. To my mother...
Totally totally unmanageable!
You think Josh tells his wife everything
Ghg Bbv
Look at me! Never forget what I said!
God be with you
What is it, a big f*ckin deal?
I've got to admit the truth. It turned me on.
Still, months after the robbery they were finding bodies all over.
What do you want, fucko? You want something?
Am I here to amuse you?
Like a clown? I amuse you?
Spider, on your way over here, bring me a Cutty and water.
He's saying, "What do you want from me?"
Keep them coming
Come on, you fucking feel strong?
- I didn't. - You insulted him a little.
I knew it! I can't fucking believe it.
Forget about tonight. Forget about it.
Me when RBLX calls Are down -50%
Not gonna fuckin break up my party
What the f*ck good are these things? None of them fit. What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
-You're gonna get it. -You understand?
- We got to get out. - I don't want to run.
I didn't want to get blood on your floor.
where's my money?
but Friday night at the Copa was for the girlfriends.
He's talented. Leave it at that.
he's prejudiced against bitcoin.
The owner knew who I was with...
Funny, You're Really Funny
What I see when people burn their own Nikes
-The guy from where Christie lived? -No.
Don't Yell At Me. Gimme The Phone. Give me the phone! Here's your choice. You give me the phone, and you MIGHT get it back in 8 minutes, or I take it to the office, and you'll never see it again. Why?
What fucking lions? I ain't going near any lions, Jimmy!
Whoever sold you those suits had a wonderful sense of humor
-Get a towel. -Nice fucking game.
There was always a little harassment.
J
Give him 8-to-5 on Cleveland.
What Paulie and the Organization does...
Oh all right
He really liked you, too. All he did was talk about her.
That was worth $60,000! I need that money! That's all we got!
I'm am all right, you aint alt right you little fuckin prick
am i funny to you?
-You know, I gotta.... -You don't have to go anywhere.
And that's that.
- I just got married. - Are you nuts?
IN MINTHS!
you've got to be 100 percent Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country
Tell me what's funny.
Mikey Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice.
It's Belle. Let me in.
They just made Luke Skywalker gay. What do you mean they just made him gay? They’re going to fuck everything up.
…
A lot of pantsuits and double-knits.
Anybody asks you where you got it, you got it in Vegas playing craps, all right?
I had to get home and get the package ready for Lois to take on her trip.
it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy.
$6 million in cash. More than enough to go around.
Morrie, you're gonna get your money.
Jimmy's being an unconscionable ball breaker
If I even look at someone He'll kill me
I’m gonna go suck some dick, suck some dick
I'll straighten this out. I know just what to say to her.
Vinnie, I got your peppers and onions.
Fine. Fine. He thinks I'm paranoid!
Don't say it!
And wiseguys were all over the place.
Don't worry, with what. Just start looking for a new house.
How're you doing?
He was pissed that there were seven of us living in such a tiny house.
All I had to do was every once in a while tell Sandy that I loved her.
He's so jealous. If I even look at anyone else, he'll kill me.
that was the answer to all her prayers.
What happened?
- You wanted a drink? - I asked you for one.
You want a support yacht for you mega yacht? Fuck you. Pay Writers.
Now take me to hoagie jail
if there's extraordinary circumstances--
Is this the same baby you used last week?
Drinks Are On The House
Excuse me.
What the fuck is it with you? I thought I was getting pinched already.
Stop with conservativ emedia. Making your mind into mush!
Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot.
Also, I had to get to Sandy's to give the package a whack with quinine.
Hi, Mom, what do you think?
Frankie, was he shaking?
So you condone that stuff?
I-95 is gone There was nothing we could do about it
You want to see helicopters? Come on, I’ll show you helicopters.
Especially run up bills on the joint's credit. And why not?
Reiderson!!!!!!!!!
I've been looking all over for you.
Don't mean to be out of order?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU? LISTEN TO HOSS THIS BULLRUN!
We're not animali
See you in Attica, dick.
At Charlie's, not here! Where are you gonna chop him here?
We hit the deer and his paw.... What do you call it?
Bye bye dickhead
Paulie, you shouldn't have.
you bust the joint out. You light a match.
That's what the fucking world is coming to. How do you like that?
teaches 16 year old's makes oral sex jokes
Let the record reflect that Mr. Hill identified the defendant, Paul Cicero.
-Bread. -Good. Fresh.
I don't want to do that. Is that what you want?
Frank, Let's chop him up...
It was among the kikes, It was real matzo ball shit...
Make sure you bring him here tonight.
from an outside phone.
You just gotta stop bustin balls
Now I gotta turn my back on you.
-I thought you'd be mad. -I'm not mad, I'm proud of you.
To become a member of a crew you've got to be 100% Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country.
You insulted him a little bit
Looks like somebody we know
-Let's go have coffee. -Want to go to the diner?
So you condone that stuff?
Another fucking few minutes, he could be a stool.
Deanna, I'm sorry.
just no place cold. Do that for me. I'm trying to--
I'm gonna go get the papers get the papers
Now Go Home And Get Your Fuckin Soap Box
“Who the hell do you think you are, Frankie Valli or some kinda big shot?!”
-Okay? -Do you love her?
¿Sabes quién va a la cárcel? Negros pegan a los hombres. ¿Sabes por qué los atrapan?