Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're not normal. She's right. What's wrong with you?

When we got home, we were all over the newspaper.

We ran everything.

You cut my dick off

Yes, I want you to know, sir, that you have a whore...

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

Local cops busting my balls over Lufthansa They turned out to be narcs

Welcome to HCLS

I knew Paulie didn't want anybody dying in the building.

I have a sentimental weakness for my children and… I spoil them, as you can see…

You're a real jerk. You wasted eight fucking aprons on this guy.

tfw you're a union delegate

You wanna see UFOs? Come on, I'll show you UFOs

But I got nowhere else to go, Paulie.

As soon as something happens, you make them out to be saints.

I know Jimmy. You think I would take chances like him?

Tell the truth. You're looking for sympathy?

Not without your car keys, you're not.

It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit

What are you doing here? I told you to go eat a duck.

-Thanks. -You too, Henry.

Two ni***rs just stole my truck! You believe that shit, huh?

He says, "What am I going to say, that my wife two-times me?"

Nike owners be like

I talked to him, and he's looking into everything.

I pulled his hair out of his fucking head. I bit him. He's out cold.

-Morris, baby, are you all right? -No, I'm not.

Plus, I knew Sandy would get on my ass.

It's not even fair.

He just comes in like he's picking up lost baggage.

To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood full of nobodies.

You’re looking for someone with more experience? Fuck you, hire me.

You want to see helicopters?

And that’s that

Dear Donald, Bye Bye, Dickhead.

Jimmy was so excited, you'd think he was being made.

How are you all? I'm glad to be here. Take my job, please.

-I love that car. -Excuse me, darling, for just a second.

Good for you Don't take no shit from nobody

- How about him? - No.

Minchia, Artie.

What does she do after she hangs up with me?

They had a signal set up, so he'd know the minute the ceremony was over.

I Told u this was our last chance my love.... Anthony, you showed me you don't love me, now it's finally done!

How can you mention it? Vinnie would kill him.

I fucked kids like that in the can. In the ass. I fucked em

- Chinese food? - No, come on, sit down.

Don’t forget to stir the sauce

Why are you up so late?

We had a pasta course, and then we had a meat or a fish.

I'd love to help you, but what do you want from me? What'll I do?

Come on, Morrie. Jimmy's waiting. You're past due.

Without the mashed potatoes, it’s him!

I wonder about you sometimes Henry, you may fold under questioning.

You think Josh tells his wife everything

Happy mothers day

Why don't you go fuck yourself, Tommy?

Tomorrow we eat sandwiches. You got to go on a diet, Vinnie.

WISEGUYS WOULD PULL UP AND BORRIC WOULD TOSS ME THEIR KEYS. .

That cheap meme hijacker!

Now you’re gona dig the hole I got no fucking lyme

- Who is it? - It's Belle. Open up.

I get confused myself.

Pick out a few for yourself.

-I got to go. -Where are you going?

Two Jews just stole my truck! You believe that shit?!

I want my money! I've had it up to here!

It was among the Italians It was real greaseball shit

Now go home & get your fuckin shine box

Connor folds. . . . . . Like a circus tent

Anthony Gentilucci

Let's have some drinks. Drinks on the house.

I'm not saying you gotta go back to her this minute, but you gotta go back.

You broke your cherry.

Have You Lost Yo Damn Mind? Oh Yeah, You Haven’t Seen Crazy Yet Boy

Now go home and get your fucking Shine Box! We will wait!

-How's that, all right? -What's the fucking matter with you?

One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other. And this guys sayin “whadda ya want from me?”

It's totally untraceable. Okay?

Henry, come here.

It’s gonna be a good summer

I wonder about you sometimes Tip, you may fold under questioning.

That bitch Carole Baskin

I've seen enough drones for one day, thank you.

You'll like this guy. He's all right. He's a goodfella, one of us."

I ask these guys not to leak anything and they

Get out of my life! I can't stand you!

Angie, stop picking at that thing.

You don’t know what you’re doing

You got a problem with what I did, Mr Hate Coffee?

Game coming out soon? Fuck you, pay me.

Ya Stuttering Prick, Ya! I Wonder About You Sometimes, You May Fold Under Questioning!

You'll do 25 years. See how much of a good guy you'll be then.

How are you all? I'm glad to be here. Take my expendables, please.

SITH HOLOCRON IS THE NEW META

You forgot the danish.

-Have a drink. -Have a drink. Come on.

Why did you do that?

Every once in a while, I'd have to take a beating. But by then, I didn't care.

You believe me?

When I'm double crossed Now I have to turn my back on you

Fucking rat. His whole family's all rats. He would've grown up to be a rat.

They want Henry, not me.

Didn't I say not to go buy anything for a while?

Run for me, you prick! Dance, dance the fucking drink back here!

Karen came to the house. She's very upset.

I'm proud of you

Being together all the time made everything seem all the more normal.

- Objection! - Objection sustained.

Got get it out of there. Whole things gonna be made into condominiums.

What kind of people are these?

It’s gonna be a white boy summer

When your Facebook Live torture video Goes viral!!!!

Fridays dinner is on the house

he's treatin' me like i'm a fuckin' half-a-fag or sumthin'.

It reminds me, I need this knife. I'm taking this, okay?

I said, "Try the kitchen."

You're a funny guy.

Henry says don’t let the sauce stick. I’m stirring it.

you move the stuff out the back and sell it at a discount.

You might know who we are, but we know who you are. Understand?

This morning’s vibe: Now take me to jail

$100 a month! After fees!

and took the subway to work every day and worried about bills, were dead.

You can be such a pain.

Mitch Mcconnell is screwed now Go get en Chuck!

I come home, for this??

"The Bartender Got $100 Just For Keeping The Ice Cubes Cold."

Pay me my money.

No, I want them. We'll hang them in the freezer with Frankie Carbone. How's that?

It's going to be a good summer.

Could this be the Canarsie Kid?

Everyone takes a beating sometimes

What are you doing?

When Henry picked me up, I was dizzy.

But I'm funny how?

You stuttering prick, you!

I mean, he actually enjoyed it

Motherfuckers, we got em now

I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

he can call Paulie.

It was real greaseball Sith

CINCINNATI FANS THINK THEY'RE MAKING THE PLAYOFFS!

of booze, cigarettes, razor blades, shrimp and lobsters.

What happened? He's cancelled. They saw his twitter page. he's fuckin fired.

Evidently, they got their money. I'm wearing the same shit.

Yooo, you got a phone…. Come on cone

Meanwhile at Bluff

You know, when you think of prison you get pictures in your mind...

Looks like somebody we know

I got the most expensive tree they had!

I want my money!

yes beryl siogal are you a member of the hall of seagulls? yes god seagull we pray to, to than us for our brialy seagull poo bread and our dailseagullpooly daseagullpooy day.

It looks like a big one. Maybe the biggest this town has ever seen.

Two niggers just stole my truck. Can you believe that shit?

-Want a drink? -Give me a 7 and 7.

Good, let her sneak this stuff in for you every week.

Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt...

The judge gave Jimmy and me 10 years like he was giving away candy.

You look like you’re decorating a Christmas tree, ya fuckin’ prick

We were all so very close.

No, we had a problem. We tried to do everything we could.

When I finally got to the hospital, Michael's doctor wanted to put me in bed.

Where’s my money?

Freddy No Nose.

Me to my tv watching the Pats right now

You have to go home to the family, you understand?

I'm sorry Jimmy

I don't want to hear a word about her anymore.

Welcome to the family.

Bye Bye Dickhead

Sit down. Have a drink. Give them all a drink.

After what you said, I couldn't come to you.

- I'll play these. - You'll play those?

He's looking into it. We'll see what happens. No promises.

Look at all this powder around here. That could put us away forever.

People looked at me differently, and they knew I was with somebody.

As soon as I got home, I started cooking.

We were supposed to be discussing my case.

What do you want, fucko? You want something?

In prison, dinner was always a big thing.

I had a meeting with Tuddy at 11:00...

That cheap meme hijacker!

I make you laugh? I'm here to fucking amuse you?

Pilates is the best Hahahaha

You really are a fanny-pack guy

You bought your fucking button!

I'd like you to know that you have a birthday girl living in 2R, Rossi, Jen Rossi

Plus I got that thing with Tuddy later.

Don't talk on the fucking phone

Go fuck your mother

Spider, what's your rush?

Stir the sauce Thanx

We couldn't do nothing about it.

That's what he gave me. $3,200 for a lifetime.

Jimmy Two Times, because he said everything twice.

No more pub cheese billy

-It's your fault. -You started it.

and he was doing hits for mob bosses when he was 16.

What's right is right

Maybe you could come in with me, take a piece of this joint. It'd be good.

There’s only one Peter Puffer in this group, and it’s Dan

Chris on Jackrabbit launch

I don't want to. Am I supposed to pick up and leave everything? Go hiding?

I THOUGHT YOU HAD ONE OF YOUR BITCHES IN HERE

And it was when I first met Jimmy Conway.

I can't believe this guy.

Don't fucking move.

Kyle, do you see the owner of the Airstream here today?

This says you think the Vikings will win the Superbowl... They haven't won in 61 years!!!

the Copacabana is proud to present the king of the one-liners...

-Get the fuck out. What are you, nuts? -I'm telling you.

Just a lil taste

You're a mumbling, stuttering little fuck.

I couldn't stand him.

I wanted to go shopping. Can I get some money?

I thought you had one of your bitches In here

The guy who disappeared, the one they made the beef on.

- Looking good. - Thank you. Good to see you.

That's what it's all about. That's what the FBI could never understand.

He took the booth near the window so he could see everyone who drove up.

Come in for a personalized fitting.

You look wonderful. Be careful. Congratulations.

...had respect. People loved one another.

No, I thought you said you were all right.