Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Say hello to those blow-job hacks.

Fuck him in the ear!

Ryan, don’t put too much onions in the sauce.

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a scouser

He wants his money. Give him his money and we'll go.

You're a funny guy.

I fucked kids like that in the can in the ass

You could come early and still go

Happy happy birthday It's all about you...

They're prejudiced against Italians

- Hide this. Are you all right? - Yeah.

He was pissed about a lot of things But mostly he was pissed I was a Vikings fan!

Go get me a fucking drink! Move it, you little prick.

What am I half a fag or something?

Drivers loved him. They used to tip him off...

I’m gonna do the first half Not without your car keys you’re NOT!

He always used to say that American kids were spoiled lazy.

I want my mtv! I've had it up to here!

Thanks a lot, Tony.

Tommy. All dressed up.

Johnny Dio did the meat.

She's getting all hysterical. She gets very excited.

Now you're going to dig the hole. I got no fucking lime.

Go ahead, go to your ready-made whores. That's all you're good for!

It was among the women...

It means you belong to a family and a crew.

I'm no deadbeat

I COME HOME, FOR THIS??

This is all silk. This is from Siam.

You’re a real jerk. You know that?

Start like this. Sorry. Did I get you in the eye?

How's he doing? Busting his balls or what?

and make him get us in the front door.

Hm, an aristocrat

Tell me, where you been? I haven't seen you.

and when you can't borrow another buck or buy another case of booze, You Bust The Joint Out. You Light A Match.

Get the fuck out of here

But get yourself a girl so you could settle down.

They even said they came up with prints off the wheel.

-I got to go. -Wait a minute.

It's under my mother's name. It's a wedding gift.

so they can trace your relatives back to the old country.

I'm just listening.

- Here's an arm. - Very funny, guys.

I never voted or paid taxes.

Who do you think you are, Rusty Millio or some kind of big shot?

It's the third time I've seen it. At the hospital I saw it.

Congratulations.

One dog goes one way the goes the other way

BILLY!!!!! Son of a bitch did it!

Give me the white, too. Beautiful.

I can't stop people from coming to see me.

You lying son of a bitch. I hate you!

-Doc, I'm fine. -Let me check you out.

Eric can do what he wants to do. GOT IT!?

hmm, an artistocrat

There it is. You see that helicopter right there?

I don't care what you do. Bring it where you got it before.

Maybe you didn't hear you been away a long time fags play sports against women

Don't Buy Anything

At least that's what I thought.

-You look lovely. -I look good, huh?

Morrie, have a drink and shut up.

Looks like Roma.

…and you get a shiny?

We’re gonna have to do something about that bastard

How The Fuck Am I Funny? What The Fuck Is So Funny About Me?

As soon as you talk to him, he's got to call me. It's important.

I thought you wanted something spooky

Plus, they were all married to girls named Marie.

That way I was able to stay over a couple of nights a week.

His whole crew is going to be looking for him.

Buh-bye, dickhead

of all those old movies with rows of guys behind bars.

Anda, no te preocupes tanto, mi amor. Ven aquí.

That's what the stewardess said.

Messiah Mondays keep the sauce from sticking

you got it all wrong.

being apart of krp defi...

Two Niggers Just Stole My Truck. Can You Believe That Shit?

What Are you worried about? you worry too much

He's a good earner, but he's wild, takes too many chances.

God bless you, Paulie. I appreciate it. You've always been fair with me.

-Okay, I'll catch you next week. Thanks. -Okay.

It's swag, so I got it down on the corner.

Vinnie, don't put too many onions in the sauce!

PISSED THAT MY KID BROTHER KDO WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR.

None of it seemed like crime.

Happy birthday! Happy birthday

Where's my fucking drink? I asked you for a drink.

What's that movie that Bogart made?

I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls.

What could I do if she insisted I drive her home for her goddamn hat?

Grillo, Michael Grillo

I'm afraid if Paulie finds out....

Rossi, Nicholas Rossi. Do you hear me?

You ain’t alright. You got a lotta fuckin’ problems.

He's a goodfella, one of us.

It was a tribute, like in the old country, except they were doing it in America.

Let's shoot him.

eight fuckin aprons on this guy….

Why don't you get yourself a nice girl?

Will you please point him out for the jury?

He's fucking fine. So he got shot in the foot. What is it? A big fucking deal?

Why don’t you go tip yourself, Johnny

It was among the Italians It was real greaseball shit

pov: asut tuirassa

Can't even get decent food.

Forget about it

By the time I finished meeting everybody, I thought I was drunk.

I told you. He'll check everything out.

Forgot you were having a party for this mug.

You fucking believe that? In this day and age?

I wonder about you sometimes, you may fold under questioning.

I'll think about it.

They didn't sound very good; they sounded beat up. The takes they said were all thrown together and pointless, a lot of MCU debates and shitposting.

-What do you think, Mommy? -I love them all.

What it’s like dating MARK LIVERANO

We know what it is. You have to do the right thing.

Have a drink. What you doing? It's an occasion. Have a drink.

- Scotch. - Nice.

Henry, shut the door, shut the door!

Just no place with ticks alright Do that for me

-Why don't you go get cigarettes, okay? -Sure.

Don't give me... The "BABE in the WOODS" ROuTINE, KAREN

Police! Freeze! Don't you move, you motherfucker...

And that’s that

And this is Pete. No, I mean Paulie. I get confused myself.

I'm gonna talk to Karen.

Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the shitposting.

You Gonna Pay uS?

Come here. I want to show you something, Jimmy.

Holy shit,ITS HIM!

Morrie's. Who's this? He's here.

Go get yourself something nice, okay?

I knew everybody, and everybody knew me.

I'm not saying you gotta go back this minute. But you gotta go back.

They were shooting each other all the time.

and I'm parking Cadillacs.

Come on, fuckos. Let’s go for a ride.

I'd like to dispute a bill for 4178 Wyncote Rd

-What are you getting excited for? -Are you stupid?

The electricians did it special. Come on.

When your Facebook live torture video Goes viral...:

Don't do it again. Give me the fucking money!

I don’t collect broken vacuum cleaners anymore

What the fuck is the matter with you!

We had a serious problem with Billy Batts.

So I'm warning everybody. Everybody. Could be my son, could be anybody.

Rudy…just a little bit. A little bit

Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice.

You got to stop busting balls

You think you're the only one? I talk to them, they don't listen.

He never knew how close he'd come to getting killed.

Why don't you go fuck yourself, Cuhris

I don't need this heat, you understand that?

You've been away in Westerville a long time, maybe nobody came and told ya

Jimmy's being an unconscionable ball breaker

Paulie and his brothers had lots of sons and nephews.

Now I gotta turn my back on you

There were guys, that's all they did all day, was take care of Paulie's calls.

Mookie hasn’t homered in weeks

People like my father could never understand, but I was a part of something.

The Chief is gone and i burned all my bridges. Its ok, Narcotics will take us, were the best, Chief M said so

Relax. What's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little, that's all.

No more shines Billy

Back to the hideout to split up the loot.

Now go find that scene right now.

Thats when I knew Jimmy was gonna whack Morrie…

You got money for that fucking commercial.

Donald can do what he wants to do. Got it?

- Jimmy, could I talk to you now? - You're a pisser. A real pisser.

He kept fidgeting around.

CIOè MI STATE DICENDO CHE MILANO ORGANIZZERA' L'OLOMBIADI 2026? E ME LO DITE OGGI ?

Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport.

yes beryl bonk i'd get along with you i'm julia gillard there will be no carbon bonking tax under a goverment i lead. no carbon bonking tax no carbon bonking tax, let's go to bonkventure bonk ride the bonkell of bonker let's go bonknam bonk style.

Where were you? Why didn't you call?

You trying to make me think what the fuck I did here.

If I was gonna break your balls, I'd say, "Go get your leaflets."

You insulted him a lil’ bit. You’re a lil’ outta order.

But in Italian, it sounds much nicer.

Ya gotta go home

-You in or out? -Yeah, I'm in.

You will now be turned over to the United States Attorney General's Office.

Then, I couldn't believe what happened.

But there's something unreasonable going on here.

it says you haven't shot anyone in months.

Make sure you leave the house when you make the call.

Where’s REEP’S postcard ?

Sit in the sun. Take a couple days off.

“And stop with thisevfuck drugs Hunter It’s making your mind into mush!”

I'm breaking your balls a little, that's all.

Shut the fuck up and let's go.

Garbage and Collective Soul As soon as 01.01.00 came

I'll bring the knife back.

Good for you, Dana’s husband. Don't take no shit off nobody

This is going to get cleaned up very shortly, O.K.?

Tell Michael not to let the sauce stick Keep stirring it

What time is it?

He's not Jewish. Did you know how these people live?

-I'm fine. -Come on. Get over here.

He does these impersonations. You'd think it was the real people.

Jimmy's being a ball-breaker.

10 year old game remastered in HD? Fuck you, pay me.

Why don't you be like your friend Henry? He's got a nice girl.

We couldn't go to your mother's house? You had to come here.

Don't let the sauce stick I'm stirrin it

Paulie says ... Thx Mel!

He's prejudiced against Bitcoin.

It's on the house

The steins… Are on the house.

He couldn't have been more than 28 or 29 at the time...

This is where we spend most of our time.

sells her blog to assholes for $200,000,000. shameless!

What are you, stupid?

You Gonna Pay uS?

But I had a feeling Jimmy was trying to sense if I'd rat on him to save my neck.

-It's not the end of the world. -We're going to your mother's.

When it’s hot as hell out And you go to relieve G1

-Know this kid? -Yeah.

I don’t do YouTube no more.

That cheap meme hijacker!

-What'll I tell Belle? -Who gives a fuck?

I knew I wanted to be a part of them.

Aggie Buddies ... You really are funny guys!!

Ya Lisping Prick, Ya!

Good. Very good. Glad to hear it.

He came in. You came in. I'm so happy to see him.

BRING BACK MILK !!!

Do you think you can come over here, fuck me, and leave?

- One Pall Mall. - There you go.

Teach this kid a little fucking manners. What's right is right.

Stop with the drugs. They’re turning your mind to mush.

You stupid bastard I cant fucking believe you

MARIE TALKING TO sABBAT ON hUMANITY

-Over here? -Right down there.

Don't worry, everything will be all right.

-Paulie was talking about that. -Got to get it out of there.

-We won't need anybody. -I'm afraid.

Justin.... Go home and get...

No, we had a problem. We tried to do everything we could.

Sweetheart, half mick, half guinea? I'll sing with an Italian accent.

It doesn't matter. Whether he goes to jail...

Why don't you get yourself a nice Colombian girl?