Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you doing here? I told you to go to sleep.

Then you had Nickey Eyes...

What about the security?

we went together.

Tommy taking over this joint.. …is like putting a silk hat on a pig.

You’ve been gone a long time maybe you didn’t hear…

YOU'VE HAD CORONA ALONG TIME. THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU.

You’re a mumbling, stuttering little fuck.

He's a goodfella, one of us.

If it'll make him a better witness, I'd like you to be with him.

Weesa having a boondagaster with dee bombad jedi

Here's your hat, you fuck.

Good shot. What do you want from me?

You knew what? What the fuck is wrong with that?

The chef is great. The shows are good. There's a lot of whores coming in.

My mom's watching the kids! I got to get home!

but he was already a legend.

-We're gonna have to do something. -I took care of him.

Great CHILI KAREN!

Bones They’re all shattered

I did my fucking time, Jimmy.

Two chiggers just stole my truck!

This is my Jimmy Cagney impression…

I don’t do YouTube no more.

gave a guy 6 months to live couldnt pay his bill, gave him another 6 months

This morning you told the jury about your background.

You may fold under questioning You may fold under questioning

Now we can draft

and they'd even have the time and flight number, thanks to her.

It got to where I was proud that I had the kind of husband...

-Hello, who's this? -That's my wife.

If I don't, he'll kill the miserable bastard, then Vinnie will be there for life.

-They left their doors open. -Sorry it took so long.

Fuck him in the ear! Fuck him in the other ear!

I'm sorry I said that. I didn't mean to say that. I just mean Coach Smith is scaring me ya know?

I don't want any more of that shit.

We're hugging and kissing over here and then he acts like a fucking jerk.

what do you do Im in on-chain governance

BORRIC RAN THE CABSTAND AND THE BELLA VISTA PIZZERIA...

Treated me like a fuckin' jerk

Tuddy ran the cabstand and the Bella Vista Pizzeria...

The truth was...

I can't believe this. Are you stupid or what?

- Know where he lives? - Yeah.

Just don't do it.

I can't believe this. A Jew broad prejudiced against Italians.

HOW YA DOIN HENDRI

Mentally I’m here during small talk at Thanksgiving

Boy, you been away a long time, they didn't tell ya I dont root for Rodgers anymore

You hear Me?? Delete that f****** Environment

it was definitely full-time.

you're going to get us all fucking pinched

And now it's all over.

I did what I had to do. I need the money.

After everything I told her? After all her "yeah, yeah" bullshit?

and that he and the guys made bucks hustling while other guys...

You motherfukkin bitch ass nigga!, you lost yo goddamn fukkin rabid ass mind! Im bout to start icing yo It's Me Mario looking ass up!

Now go home and jerk off on reddit

If he was such a grown-up why doesn't he get you two an apartment?

What's the world comin' to?!?

It was this Friday and you agreed, so you're a liar!

Tourists and American servicemen change their money...

Now Jeannie has a husband and son in jail and a mother in the funeral parlor.

he's treatin' me like i'm a fuckin' half-a-fag or somethin'.

You know what I mean. She's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it.

Ya gotta go home!!

We had a serious problem with Bombad Jedi...

I said, "Okay, go fuck your mother."

-I don't know anything. -Don't give me...

Now you understand?

You wanna ride to the urgent Care? Fuck you, Pay me

Good, but you gotta have the Danish...

You fucking piece of shit!

I'm Worried, I'm Hearing All Kinds Of Fucking Bad Things

-What are you doing? -It's all right.

It's gonna be a good Easter

I'm gonna get the Lipas. Get the Lipas.

Look at me! Never forget what I said!

I knew it! I can't fucking believe it.

- How do you like yours? - Medium rare.

Stone’s prejudice against Italians

Please put the gun down, Karen.

Leave him out of this. He's suffered enough.

He bought his fucking button! That fake old tough guy!

You wanna see UFOs? Come on, I'll show you UFOs

-Go to sleep. We're leaving. -I can't. Not while he's home.

It's good you don't mean to be out of order.

I knew Paulie would never find out.

Maybe you got a flat?

Or should I say.....

I'm Worried, I'm Hearing All Kinds Of Fucking Bad Things

Okay, you ready?

I got him and I'm banging his head, banging his fucking face.

I got some beautiful Dior dresses. You want to have them?

he's treating me like i'm a fucking half a fag or something

That's all I wanted to do.

Poison in my eyes

And then the commish said "I'll think about it"

Hurts may not be the guy But we know Wentz ain't the guy

They Opened up the books Mike got the ok

Happy Labor Day

I didn't feel safe until I got home.

You know that thing we took care of upstate?

Imma go get the windows Get the windows

- What do you need? - Two Luckies.

I don't know anything about the fishing. Nothing. All I know is to sit down and order a fish.

Two dark fellas just borrowed my truck and didn’t ask

What am I, a mirage?

JUST A LIL TASTE!!!

No problem. Tell him to put it on my tab. Of course.

It’s gonna be a white boy summer

You’re a fanny-pack guy.

-Don't get too big on me. -Just don't bust my balls.

Don't get nervous, don't get nervous.

bing i fuckin told you I'm just a fucking waiter

‘Scuse my language

Your a real jerk. You wasted 5 fucking Narcans on this guy

were sitting on their asses waiting for handouts.

You dizzy mother fucker

I’m gonna go bet the ponies, the ponies

Can I ask you some questions? What about my parents?

Paulie might have moved slow

Hurts may not be the guy But we know Wentz ain't the guy

Why did you do that?

I want my money.

-You have permission from your mother? -How many cartons you need?

-How much? -That much.

That cheap cigarette hijacker.

My Pittsburgh guys always wanted guns.

And I told him I was partying all night.

So beautiful. I want to cry.

Thought he’d never learn to shut the fuck up.

This kid was great.

He was terrific. He was the best. He made a lot of money, too.

I know how to talk to her, especially to her.

Learned a lot, huh?

Morrie's Reprieve

who would have gotten out the minute their boyfriend...

Chili to die for KAREN!

Now take me to Mokon

Of course, when Friday night came around, Henry stood me up.

It’s under my mothers name

So I told him, "Keep your fucking hands off me, or I'll cut them off."

They didn't sound very good.. The takes they said were all thrown together and pointless, a lot of MCU debates and shitposting.

Another letter from that school goes to that kid's house...

I had more money than I could spend. I had it all.

Whaaaa? Ur not livin the nights any more?

For a second, I thought I was dead.

I thought he'd never shut up.

that were cut just right...

m gonna go get the papers, Get the papers

I'm just listening

I got respect for this bunny. He's got a lot of fucking balls.

He knows everything. He's there 24 hours a day.

I had paper bags filled with jewelry stashed in the kitchen.

What Are You Doing Here? I Told You To Go Fuck Your Mother.

WELCOME TO ROCKEFELLER

-Do you? -Karen...

What you got me on, the F--- in pay-no-mind list, kid

Here's your hat

-That's it, Henry. -No, go back.

If you don’t bring Reep that postcard That Joe Brown sent him

You don't mind, do you? That's very annoying.

What happened to the car?

There's only one Irishman here.

You're fucked in the head, Karen. This is all in your mind.

Tommy, I'm kidding with you. Are you a fucking sick maniac?

$7000 i charged him!

No more nut every week. No more bullshit. My dream comes true.

I hid the package in the kitchen and went to take her home.

It was delicious. I'm just watching my diet.

Forget about tonight. Forget about it.

If there was something I could do, I would. I would like to help you out.

You gotta call back, ok. You understand? Look at me.

Going to see a live show? Fuck you, game me

Jimmy was one of the most feared guys in the city.

Meet Paulie Jr., my nephew. And this is Petey.

They got Danishes?

Maybe something can be worked out if they're sick...

-When is this? -Tomorrow night.

I'd bet $20,000, $30,000 over a weekend...

They called him Jimmy the Gent.

You feel strong

I know you're his friend. I'm begging you. What can I say?

It's finally here!!! Happy 10 year Amaversary

Hmm, An aristocrat.

This Cocksuckers an arch criminal!

Why don’t you go fuck yourself Maury

Frankie Carbone.

Don’t you work?

That was it. No more letters from truant officers. No letters from school.

Pissed that he made such lousy money...

If they had been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing.

We all know that. I mean, this is what it is.

Have a good time. Take some time for yourself. Relax.

Congratulations Pete

I hit something on the road. Jimmy will tell you.

Dave ... You really are a funny guy!!

Your murderers come with smiles. They come as your friends.

Fucking rat. His whole family's all rats. He would've grown up to be a rat.

This was imported. It came in two pieces. Do you believe what they can do?

It's nice, huh?

No. It's over here. In the store on the corner.

NOw go home and get your fucking tinfoil

I'm not saying you gotta pay rent this minute. But you gotta pay it.

Me to randal graves

You went to law school, huh? Fuck you, pay me!

Don't make a big fucking thing out of it, Spider, you little prick.

What do you want from me?

Mickey said that Jeannie's husband--

I don't know anything about the restaurant business. Nothing.

and afterwards compact it by a friend of ours out in Jersey.

Why don't you go fuck yourself Adam

bing i fuckin told you, im just a fuckin waiter

I got to toughen this kid up

It was Michael's favorite. I was making ziti with meat gravy...

Frankly moving outta the US wouldn’t be such a bad idea…

was thrown together and cheap.

What do you mean, funny? How is it funny?

We're goin' to Costco.

When discogs sellers jack up the shippng price because of covid-19

So she says to him, "Shut up, you're always talking!"

It’s done and that’s that

He's talented. I understand what you're saying.