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We had friends and relatives who worked all over the place.
And
Chili to die for KAREN❤️
Let me get a pizza with a pepperoni Pepperoni
You went law school? Fuck you, pay me!
Bye-bye, dickheads.
-Say hello to Tommy. -How're you doing, Henry?
He’s treating me like half a fag or something.
I can be trusted now. I'm clean. On my kids, I'm clean.
I can’t do it
Me when my girlfriend wants her boss to let her work from home
Don’t give me the babe-in-the-woods routine, Karen. I've listened to those wiretaps and you’re talking about cocaine.
As soon as something happens, you make them out to be saints.
When deliveries are made at the front door...
Say hello to those blow-job hacks.
you want the leg Or the wing
Jesus, you must think I'm dumb. Why are you bugging me? I know what to do.
Shut up, you’re always talkin’
Spider, here. This is for you. Attaboy.
You just got to stop busting balls.
and Mikey Franzese.
I can't, I swear.
When you lied about being half Jewish :|
Your new boss
"Why tell you?" The fuck. He says, "No, you'll tell me something today."
The gun goes off. Some kid gets killed. When the grandmother hears it...
You're a good kid. We've been good to each other.
Barry!
It's under her name. I just got married.
Without the beard. It's him.
Need a code update? F-you pay me
Karen.
It was payback for Lunch Lady Pussy.
In minths!
You know, Sonny, you're a fucking mutt.
Looks like someone we know
- Top of the morning to you. - It's good to be home.
got rekt? fuck you pay the market makers!
Give us a couple of fucking steps, Spider. You fucking bullshitter, you.
Take him to Ben Casey, the little prick. Let him crawl like he crawls for the drinks.
-How are you doing? -Okay. How are you?
What’s the world coming to?
And tonight we were out late.
It’s gonna be a good summer!
That never made any sense to me.
I dont’t do YouTube no more.
Delicious
In 27 years, he's never been away all night without calling.
It was among the italians Real greaseball sh*t
-Listen, you know what to do? -Yeah, yeah.
Nobody: (Sabine) Chris: You gotta go home
We agreed.
So you come along, go out with her girlfriend.
Jimmy's being an unconscionable ball breaker
I’ll dig the hole. Where are the SHOVELS?
Anniversaries, christenings. We only went to each other's houses.
And there was Anthony Stabile.
You worry too much!
Motherfucking mutt!
Tell me about this.
It was among the nips. It was real greaseball shit.
Can I get one of those TVs?
I’ll think about it But it’ll cost ya
-Scumbag. -Come here, you piece of shit.
One is going East and the other one is going West, so what?
You really are a Monangai!!!
Do you believe me?
I still gotta talk to you.
Okay, everybody, let's eat.
You gon end up with a hot one to yo dome, you’ll be saying pop pop pop pop goes mind for years
Excuse me.
RIP rooster.
Now go home and Get your fucken shinebox
so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.
- Thank you, sir. - Bye, see you later, thanks.
How are you all? I'm glad to be here. Take my wife, please.
Got the keys?
You're Youre Fucked in the head Gemma, This is all in your mind
That was the first time I had ever seen anyone shot.
-You hear me? -I'll take them back.
Just, you know. You're funny.
-It's okay. -It's not okay.
Go inside. Make yourselves comfortable. I'll make you something to eat.
You wanna see UFOs? Come on, I'll show you UFOs
Batts was a made man and Tommy wasn't.
ALL RATS DIE !!!
I don't shine shoes anymore.
You have made a fool of me for years with these whores.
But Jimmy and I could never be made because we had Irish blood.
Keep an eye on the sauce.
-You must be kidding. -Believe me.
Prejudice Against Italians?!!
You got all day. Just make it last, all right? Take it easy.
They used to call him "spitshine Bobcat"
and sometimes I know he doesn't come home at all.
It was before Apalachin and before Crazy Joe...
What the fuck is the matter with you?
Yes.
You don't have enough for Boots? FUCK YOU, PAY ME
If anybody was listening, they'd know everything.
They say to him, "What's the matter? Don't you say anything?"
See, I told you.
What the fuck? You better pull over and see.
Sounds like someone we know…
Tommy taking over this joint…. … is like putting a silk hat on a pig.
then pulling me out. It was ridiculous.
some danish would be nice...
JIMMY OBERTON
Who could believe it? Of all the fucking people.
The girls are old enough to read the newspapers.
Papa!
But mostly they just wanted a handout.
Go inside, tell your mother not to touch anything outside the house. Nothing.
- They all right? - Beautiful. They're great.
I got pinched. - Everybody gets pinched.
The F***ing Pension Holiday? It's a Wedding Gift From My Mother
Johnny Roastbeef had to keep them all tied up and away from the alarms.
Anthony, right in the front.
Karen came to the house. She's very upset.
decided to take on a boss and start a war.
He doesn't know I came here to see you. It's like he's crazy.
Uh, yes, sir. That's me.
You're here a month...
I had to pick up my brother at the hospital and drive him home.
I’m sorry Lee. Fat Nique outta wear a sign.
SEE YOU IN ATTICA DICK
Now take me to jail
Henry, this is Bruce. Bruce, this is Henry.
What are you worried about??? You worry too much, KAuFFMAN
You saw the paper, Anthony. My head was out like this.
Why don't you get yourself a nice group?
Stop with those fuckin' drugs, they're making your mind into mush! Yah hear me!?
I swear to Christ, I'll get the money.
Now take yo popeyes bojangles eating ass home and get yo fukkin Tampa nugget blunt box, punk boy
I almost had him!
What did I tell you? I talked to you before, didn't I?
Hendrey
Every time I come here, every time, you two. Don't you work?
What made Jimmy so happy that morning...
Just don’t spit in my eye, do that for me
What do you got me on A fuckin' pay-no-mind list?
Me, to anyone supporting Trump:
Don't get nervous, don't get nervous.
He's a cowboy. He's got too much to prove.
COVID! WILL YOU GROW UP! STOP! I'M STILL GONNA GO OUT!
Motherf4cking MUTT!!!
In the freakin oven you’re gonna go, head first.
I got to go on the lam in order to get away from this guy.
-What? -Merry Christmas.
If I'm right, there could be $500,000 coming in, all cash.
I gotta talk to you.
Nobody's gonna pay for it anyway.
I had the cooking to finish, and I had to get Lois ready for her trip.
Also, Paulie could do anything.
Yeah, I did. Where the fuck is she?
I love the floral arrangements.
- Where? - Over there.
And that the kids still didn't pay any attention.
You mutha fucka! I almost had him...
For a guy who moved all day long, Paulie didn't talk to six people.
Good for you. Don't take no shit off nobody.
Frankie, was he shaking?!
In a month we're gonna be fine.
It’s okay. Its alright.
You know, the way you tell the story and everything.
What did I ask you for? I'm asking you for a favor.
But tomorrow's the only night she can do it.
You got to see this show. What a performer.
And we did the right thing. We gave Paulie his tribute.
And now I've got to turn my back on you.
NOW TAKE ME TO DEPLOYMENT
You're supposed to be doing this stuff, too.
No, have the drink with me.
and believe me, we tried to steal every bit of it.
Nobody says that you can't do what you wanna do.
He's Treating Me Like I'm Fucking half a Fag or something
You've been away a long time. They didn't tell you. I don't shine shoes no more.
On the surface, everything was supposed to be fine.
Hello Goodbye
She's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it.
"You'll like this guy. He's all right. He's a goodfella, one of us."
Buh bye Dickhead
"And We Did The Right Thing. We Gave Paulie His Tribute."
All grown up and doing the town. Look at this.
I haven't seen you in so long. What happened to him?
Stirring the sauce.
yes beryl burneretre scanerrette functionerette boxerette? what do you want? i want to do some kopolpillbluesing in cable beach.
I'm in the middle of the weeds, lying down.
and finds out he's jailed, she has a heart attack and drops dead right on the spot.
Go ahead, sweetheart, I'll see you.
It's a classy place. Look at the layout.
I can't believe this. A nigger chink fag, prejudiced against Whites. In this day and age.
I don't need this heat
Now go home and get my fucking shrooms
How many sugars?
You know what I mean. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it.
nice fucking game
Don't get me upset, now.
Now Go Home and Get Ya Fuckin' Shinebox
He actually enjoyed it.
What good are these? None of them fit. What's the matter with you?
I fucked kids like that in the can. In the Can.
Good.
Sometimes you don’t sound like you’re kidding
What is this oh my god
How ya doin Hendri
When we were kids, the compares used to visit one another.
You've been away a long time. They didn't tell you. I don't buy Bucs jerseys anymore
Karen, will you grow up?
You're dead meat
Maybe I'm a little fucked up.
He's treating me like I'm a fucking half a fag or something.
You wanna see data? Come on, I'll show you data
I had everybody working for me. Even our old baby-sitter, Lois Byrd.
Henry'll be in the protection program. They can't get to him.
yes i can
Jesus Christ.
Sinclair
I don’t know if you know Billy, Nico said he doesn’t work Christmas no more
Nah Nah Nah
Stop the fuckin' hormones. They're making your mind into mush!
I'm sorry Jimmy
Talking to the Captain....
They always seem to come when you're weakest and most in need of their help.
PsychoKiller can do whatever he wants to do. Got it?
Karen why did you do that !
We had no broiler, so Johnny did everything in pans.
Goonposts are on the house
it my time
You want to laugh? This prick last week asked me to christen his kid.
No problems at all jimmy
I got a better shot letting him drive.
Now go home get your fucking xbox
CINCINNATI FANS THINK THEY'LL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!
got to be 100 percent Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country
The Fallins Not HOBOS
g g
-You need Henry, not me, right? -That's right.
Into the oven you’ll go head first
.
You understand?
Paulie would have Jimmy whacked even before me.
You know, Schave, you're a real fuckin mutt.
I can't. I got my brother tonight.
and now its all over.
Almost all of them were named Peter or Paul.
You’re a fucking MUTT
I couldn't wait to get away.
Pow! Bing! Boom!
Welcome to Rockefeller
I thought you would stand me up. You looked bored. You didn't say anything.
They would tip us off about what was coming in and moving out.
It wasn't even enough to pay for the coffin.
We’re not animali…
I don't want to turn around. He picks up his fucking head, he says....
How could I go to school after that...
WHAT DID I TELL YOU? IF YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY LISTEN TO HOSS!
It's beautiful.
What are you, stupid or what?
I ordered egg noodles and mustard and I got spaghetti and ketchup
Banchod Your Fuckin' Shinebox ... Banchod Bloody Bastard Fuck!
No more YouTube, Gerry.
Jimmy's being an unconscionable ball breaker
Fancy ass peanut butter... An aristocrat!
Even the hacks we couldn't bribe would never rat on the guys we did.
YOUR BOY