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I have always had a huge hard-on for world domination.

You thought some little girl could defeat me?

aka Gotham PD Commissioner, aka the Commish,

and start coming up with more creative names.

-Thanks for the heads up. -No, again,

All right. You know what?

As I become the world's most feared supervillain!

Don't worry, I already made a reservation,

And you're the answer to our prayers.

Well... [sighs] Good.

And if I don't escape my shackles in five minutes,

Yeah, you never said anything about being a warlord.

Get ready for a BAFTA,

[laughs] Okay. Good.

Bitch, please. I am super down.

If you want to do some truly evil shit,

-You know? -It's so weird and uncanny

Anyway, look. You know me, I mean, I'm ride or die, but...

You beat up an old lady?

What's the endgame?

Okay, I may have come up here at a different time to ask for an army.

I'd prefer that.

Dad, you don't have to do this.

No baby, not that.

You know what? I think I know where we can get an army.

So, you know, what's the haps on that?

I am rock hard right now!

-[camera shutter clicks] -That is...

I will melt her mind.

Mr. Great and Powerful Darkseid.