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Fuck, yeah!
And if I don't escape my shackles in five minutes,
So, you know, what's the haps on that?
And you're the answer to our prayers.
[laughs] Okay. Good.
-Thanks for the heads up. -No, again,
What's the endgame?
-[camera shutter clicks] -That is...
I will melt her mind.
Get ready for a BAFTA,
Yeah, you never said anything about being a warlord.
I'd prefer that.
You beat up an old lady?
aka Gotham PD Commissioner, aka the Commish,
Mr. Great and Powerful Darkseid.
I have always had a huge hard-on for world domination.
Dad, you don't have to do this.
[grunting]
All right. You know what?
You know what? I think I know where we can get an army.
If you want to do some truly evil shit,
You thought some little girl could defeat me?
and start coming up with more creative names.
Mmm!
Bitch, please. I am super down.
I am rock hard right now!
Anyway, look. You know me, I mean, I'm ride or die, but...
No baby, not that.
Don't worry, I already made a reservation,
What's next?
Well... [sighs] Good.
Okay, I may have come up here at a different time to ask for an army.
-You know? -It's so weird and uncanny
[all grunting]
As I become the world's most feared supervillain!