Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Defeat Granny Goodness in combat,
Mother, Father, please meet the love of my life, Pamela.
to save our beloved Gotham City
I've been thinking a lot, and I think it was--
Harley, first I want to apologize for these pussies!
Sir, Gotham City is finally ready to--
That's not you.
how you just said everything I was going to say.
because you're gonna be playin' a drunk.
And I would never want anything to mess up our friendship, you know?
I kiss people at random!
pledge fealty, blah blah blah,
I mean, not my parents or any other parents.
That idiot in the technicolor dreamcoat
Total villain over here!
[Darkseid] You must prove yourself to me.
-You know? -Yes.
I'm Harley Quinn! I'm impetuous!
I'm a crazy busy, busiest I've ever been.
Prepare to die.
we have to take down the scourge that is Harley Quinn.
-You tell Commissioner Gor-dumb... -Nice!
Wait. What do you mean another--
Ugh!
and I will give her scepter to you,
You are what stands in the way of Gotham rejoining the United States.
Well, shall we?
If we could just move on to the--
I thought we were gonna chill out and have fun
And another thing, he's not lucky to have me,
As am I. You can't tell, but I've clayed myself.
Harley! What the hell is going on here?
She was super jacked!
Harley, are you sure you're cool, or...
But in order to do that,
or cheering for taking down Harley?
[Dr. Psycho laughs]
-[secretary] Please hold for the President. -Ah!
and they destroyed our beautiful city.
Whee!
My God! Gaping sphincter in the sky.
-What were you gonna tell me, Harls? -Um...
Why do you let your parents treat you like shit?
That's nasty.