Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She was super jacked!
That's nasty.
to save our beloved Gotham City
Mother, Father, please meet the love of my life, Pamela.
-[secretary] Please hold for the President. -Ah!
-You tell Commissioner Gor-dumb... -Nice!
And I would never want anything to mess up our friendship, you know?
And another thing, he's not lucky to have me,
As am I. You can't tell, but I've clayed myself.
how you just said everything I was going to say.
That's not you.
Wait. What do you mean another--
I'm Harley Quinn! I'm impetuous!
Ugh!
Defeat Granny Goodness in combat,
pledge fealty, blah blah blah,
Harley, are you sure you're cool, or...
I kiss people at random!
-You know? -Yes.
Sir, Gotham City is finally ready to--
I've been thinking a lot, and I think it was--
[Darkseid] You must prove yourself to me.
and they destroyed our beautiful city.
I'm a crazy busy, busiest I've ever been.
Prepare to die.
Harley! What the hell is going on here?
Well, shall we?
or cheering for taking down Harley?
[Dr. Psycho laughs]
If we could just move on to the--
Why do you let your parents treat you like shit?
I mean, not my parents or any other parents.
But in order to do that,
we have to take down the scourge that is Harley Quinn.
That idiot in the technicolor dreamcoat
My God! Gaping sphincter in the sky.
because you're gonna be playin' a drunk.
Total villain over here!
You are what stands in the way of Gotham rejoining the United States.
-What were you gonna tell me, Harls? -Um...
and I will give her scepter to you,
I thought we were gonna chill out and have fun
Harley, first I want to apologize for these pussies!
Whee!