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WHO WAS THAT? MY FATHER.
SHOULD I GIVE HIM A HAND?
DID HE HAVE TO GIVE HIMSELF TWO WEEKS' NOTICE? NO.
ONLY BECAUSE YOU PUT YOUR PENSION UP AS COLLATERAL.
ON THE CONTRARY -- IT BREEDS DAILY.
SINCE THE "PETTICOAT JUNCTION" MARATHON IN '97.
ALL RIGHT, DAVEY, HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE.
POUND YOUR CHESTS. WE'LL BE WAITING.
DAD!
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THOSE BIG, HEAVY, METAL THINGS?
SOMETIMES IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T.
YOU WANT SOMETHING? WHY?
SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL DEBUTANTE -- THE HIT OF THE NIGHT.
SO I KINDLY OFFERED TO SELL HENNESSY'S MY EXCESS SUPPLY.
YOU WANT TO PAY ME
SHE'S SO SELFISH. WOMEN.
SO, ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY BACK TO SCHOOL?
YOU DIDN'T DRESS UP FOR OUR BENEFIT, I HOPE.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THEM IN A WHILE.
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
OH, I SHOULD GO GRAB THAT GIN THAT FLOYD LIKES.
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THIS NOW?
AND VICE VERSA, I'M SURE.
HE'S NOT YOUR TAILOR. I LET HIM DOWN!
AND THIS JOB WITH TOM HAS BEEN PERFECT.
IT'S SMALLER THAN OURS, BUT VERY POWERFUL.
AS WELL AS I KNOW HIM, I KEEP UNDERESTIMATING HIM.
NOW, GOOD LUCK, AND LET THE HUNT BEGIN.
OH, HO, HO. HE'S GONNA BE BIG.
THEY SET ME UP WITH A GIRL THEY LOVED,
YOUR CHARITY IS LIMITLESS.
FOUND ONE!
THE CART, THE HEATER, ME.
OH, YEAH?
THEY'RE BUYING A ROLLS-ROYCE? NO, BUT THEY ARE THE TOWNHOUSE,
ELSA SAID TO SAY THAT DINNER'S IN 15 MINUTES.
OH.
HE WAS DELIVERING A BOOKCASE FOR MY MOM.
HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE AGAIN. IT'S FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.
SHE'S HIS WIFE.
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
BIG MISTAKE.
IS THERE GONNA BE A SAD LITTLE GOING-AWAY PARTY
GOTTA GET THE EGGS.
FLOWER SHOW'S TOMORROW.
YOU DIDN'T YELL.
AND SO THEY MELTED THEM DOWN AND THEY'RE GONE.
NO, NO, THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER DAY.
I WAS GOING TO POUR BRANDY.
I GOT UPSET, AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE.
NO, BUT THE MOON WAS VERY BRIGHT.
SHE'LL BE OKAY.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
REGARDLESS, I HOPE YOU WILL BE KIND TO HER AT DINNER.
WELL, UH, LINDSAY'S GOT HER HEART SET ON HAVING A TOWNHOUSE
ARE WE STOOPING THAT LOW?
COME ON DOWN TO LUKE'S,
HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD LUNCH WITH ALEX, DAD?
WOULD YOU SHOVE THAT IN THE KID'S MOUTH?
AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU WANT TO LEAVE?
IT DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
THEY DIDN'T MAKE AN EGG MAP.
WE FOUND THREE MORE, TAYLOR.
BUT EASTER WAS OVER A WEEK AGO.
HE...
BOB'S BRILLIANT, HUH? HE'S A RHODES SCHOLAR.
I'VE LOST MY APPETITE.
IT'S LOWERING THE LANDING GEAR.
YOU SMELL THAT SMELL? YEAH.
* IF YOU NEED
BECAUSE I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU, BUT YOU LET ME DOWN.
IT'S LIFE AND DEATH, WHAT WE DO.
A FEW YEARS AGO, REMEMBER?
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? JUST A HEADS UP.
GOT TO KEEP THAT PROPORTION COST LOW.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.
AND THAT'S ALL BEFORE LUNCH.
HMM? YOUR FATHER?
FRESH FROM SLOPPING THE PIGS.
BEAUTIFUL!
YES.
THANK YOU, CAROL.
NOW, THIS WORK IS GOING TO BE EXHAUSTING AND, YES, DISGUSTING,
WE ARE CAPITALIZED.
FRIDAY WOULD BE PERFECT.
COME AGAIN, MRS. CASINI.