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- You know what? There are two conditions though. - We'll do anything.
[ High-pitched Voice ] Yeah, we sure do.
Okay. Hey! Listen to me, Dave. Throwdini!
Oh, thanks.
That really hurts, coming from a tap-dancing jelly-maker...
[ Clears Throat ]
- How much did you bet? - Oh, uh-- Yeah, yeah. So, what do you say, huh?
Why didn't you tell us you were a ventriloquist?
At least I didn't tell him what it was. That's not the point.
- No, not you! Him! He sucks! - ♪ That he's so willin' ♪
- Is it a hidden sexual talent? - No!
No. Uh, no.
Dave, I think I speak for all of us when I say this was truly impressive.
Oh, the chance to live once more on the knife's edge between life and death.
But then some vat started to leak,
- Wanna try again? - No. That's it.
[ Glass Shattering ] ♪ Down where the roses cling ♪
And if he can't, I've got a little talent-- Shh!
Nobody call Matthew. Don't tell him anything. All right?
Fine. I'll put you on the speakerphone.
All right.
Not me.
See, I was fired from my job a few months ago, and--
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