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Well, sir, I can-- I can do my best.

between performing at home and performing on stage, believe me.

You've won something before?

Yes! But if you don't win, you're fired.

Right. A-And exactly what-- what did happen there? Yes, I can do this.

[ Applause, Cheering ]

Yeah, I've got this one great trick where my assistant puts a playing card in--

and the damage that he does is pretty minimal in the long run, so--

[ Matthew Grunting ] Would you quit pushing me?

- Thank you, Matthew. - Which really isn't fair.

Hi, Matthew. You guys-- You guys, say hi to Matthew.

Yeah, well, thanks, Dave. Thanks.

This contest is my life.

then I'll dust off the old tap shoes one last time.

The guys down at my chemical plant, they had this great juggling act.

Thank you, Lisa.

I only wish I'd, you know, won a lot of money too.

I lost my confidence for a second, but I've got it back, and that's all that counts.

Or 11 arms. I'm not really sure what happened.

I sounded sort of okay, didn't I?

I'm attempting the triple-Smithberg.

People, I want you to meet Billy.

But, uh, you're better, Dave. You're, like, world-class.

Bill, go. Please go.

I don't know. I guess I thought you'd make fun of me...

As usual, your wit is as sharp as your knife, sir.