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⪠New York, New York âª
[grunts]
Come over here.
I know I have overdue books.
[shuddering] Uh-oh.
I want you to be at my birthday party.
[Pee-wee laughing]
Good evening.
[laughs]
Ruth, Miriam, Orpah,
Beyond Fairville?
-I promised Dan and Beverly-- -Promised Dan and Beverly?
Happy Birthday!
Have fun.
[both laughing]
I haven't received your RSVP for the Book Club tomorrow night.
Our village is two miles away.
Out-of-towners.
Well, why decide, baby? Take 'em both.
-Joe won't even notice you're not there. -Yes, he will.
-We work. -Yeah.
[laughing]
-How do you get out of here? -You don't!
Yuck.
That is, if you're brave enough.
[both] Shut up!
Well, Mr. Manganiello, I can't give that information.
Mmm!
(A man sneezing) Ah-choo! Gesundheit. Gezondheid.
Quiet down, everybody!
-Bye, Pee-wee. -Bye, Pee-wee.
[Joe] Hold on, Pee-wee.
You know what? You're right.
⪠New York, New York âª
Hop up here in front.
Where you headed?
Why Don't You Marry It
-That looks delicious. -[Betty giggles]
And I think I know why you and I met.
[chuckles]
You're funny!
Bet me!
Amish-y.
-Captain... -Yeah.
Thanks.
sol.
I do.
I want to go, but I can't leave home!
-The big-sellers. -[gasps]
But we'll hit anais.
[minister] We're gathered here today
We endorse friendship.
[songs mash up]
Thank you.
Two eggs, fried, extra hash browns, side of sausage. Enjoy!
[laughs] Good one.
What?
Then Why Don't You Marry it?
[Pee-wee] Here I come!
[all] By me.
Ugh!
Joevs108
-See you tomorrow. -Bye.
Mr. Lincoln, what are you doing here?
-Sandwich? -Oh.
Meet my family and friends.
Yeah, and my girlfriend's making me take ballroom dancing with her
[horn honking]
Mexico?
Man, you're so real.
No, these women are--
These...
No. What was I looking for?
Live it up.
[screaming]
I got these hunks out of the yellow pages.
you got a choice to make.
Mexico?
What a beautiful abode.
SAME DIFFERENCE!
⪠Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand Nine hundred ninety-eight âª
I won't be at work tomorrow or the next day or the day after that.
[chuckles]
[all groaning] Aw!
Easy on the cheese-y, coming right up-y!
[all giggling]
⪠This is it I'm finally here âª
[hissing]
⪠I said, Dad, Dad Why don't you hug me? âª
I hate vegetables!
[all groaning] Aw!
-What are you-- -The boy trapped down the well.
-Milkshake, please. -Flavor?
I never thought of that. You're a trendsetter.
-Cool volcano! -[Joe] That lava's cotton candy.
I can't leave home! I can't leave home!
[motorcycle engine revving]
i'm a barefeeter sucker for you and entertain me ok i'm a barefeeter sucker for you and down shoot down marley crash yes i'm a barefeeter sucker for you all the pain you took i'm a barefeeter sucker for you ba ba ba ba ba bang i'm a barefeeter sucker for you
So, I'm gonna let you let me run, okay?
Mexico?
[screaming]
It's our name.
-Just a little further! -[Pee-wee] My brain!
My office just pressured me into joining their nighttime bowling league.
Who's your decorator? Davy Crockett?