Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because I think bucket lists are stupid,
Forty-three years ago, your mother and I
Hey, hey, we get this bullshit complaint a lot.
"What any parent would do" and I'm not sure...
"whom I've never met."
Uh, no.
Mother? Father?
Okay, so back to finding your twin brother.
"Dear, Mike Tyson Mystery Team,
How did he beat us here?
"Dear, Mike Tyson Mystery Team, my name is Edward Kunt,
It's like, "Why does it take so long from the time I wrote my message
And we'd love to help you find your identical twin brother.
Life is hard. FML.
One of you was asking about your birth parents.
- (GUNSHOT) - (LAWRENCE GROANS)
and I did what any parent would do.