Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

was eaten by an alligator while on an outing to the zoo.
It's a thing I look forward to.
Now, go find the Mike Tyson Mystery Team.
Oh, why do you care? Why are we even still here?
as opposed to 3.1% involving right turns.
but the agency said they couldn't reveal their identities.
Come on, everyone. We have to finish running our errands.
Starting with who are our birth parents.
I did what any parent would do.
But don't listen to me. I just like to complain sometimes.
"and recently, I discovered I have an identical twin brother
long dead in the belly of an alligator.
That was transcendent.
Ooh, that's number five on my bucket list.
How could you kill our son?
and so on, and so forth.
What are you waiting for, Dad? Do it.
Not for long. Not for long.
How the hell does anyone do this?