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But it's probably best we get used to never seeing them again.
I invented guilt!
So, Marge, who was right?
But things got really ugly at that fateful baby shower.
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Ever since I saw that old commercial for the movie Twins.
That's Phil. He's a cop.
I've got an hour to fill with you mental cases!
Oh, my God. Twins?
or did your agent just get a call?
All these years we treated each other like garbage.
Well, I don't think that's the lesson.
Oh, Aunt Sadie, you changed all our lives.
Uh...
Oh, no. No, not me.
Patty and Selma.
My stepson's stepson,
It's not my fault.
If I could have stayed away, I would have.
What? You don't recognize the people
The problem is you!
No, I'd only cause trouble
-Groom yourself! -You first!
The camaraderie.
No, she doesn't!
Don't talk to me about guilt.
Said the spinster with a toilet brush for a head.
Your father and my sisters getting along was my dream
[Selma and Patty murmur]
Honey, if I could wave a magic wand
What's hiding behind those chuckles, hmm?
[laughter]
Because then St. Marge doesn't get to run the show.
when I wouldn't be able to stand
they practically open themselves.
Why can't we find the key to open the door?