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That's incredibly rude.

I bet that you have a bunch of very liberal girl-type friends

Dead, car accident. Case closed.

Yeah, whatever.

I'll just move.

I think what I meant was that I am completely swearing off one woman.

(SINGING TO THE TUNE OF AMERICAN PIE) Bye, bye

You can’t because I don’t care

All right, all right, all right.

That's not... Yeah, I'm not... Michael?

Our suspect has straight brown hair. She is wearing blue jeans and a black top.

Margaret the landlady? Really, Pam? Is that what you think of me?

As God is my witness, I will quit if I have to take another call for service

Now you ruined it

Then I'll have two forks. Only one to go

Warren and Art as soon as the slightest thing goes wrong...

but it is, and you know why? Because nobody here is willing to help me.

Let's give this a try.

You know what you need?

the guy who wakes up every morning in his $400-a-month apartment,

Maybe I'll just move in with my boyfriend, 'cause he's kind of a slob, too.

Well, want to, but won't.

I did this for the little guy. For Joe Six-Pack,

This is Kevin's friend, Michael.

Well, I'm gonna head out.

Call us when you get there so we know you’re ok.

I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar.

Nothing would ever get done in this office without a formal request, would it?

I don't think that this is... Now, okay,

Where do you want to go for dinner?

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

There's Michael Scott, Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin.

Grade A badass.

If I had somebody to set you up with, Michael, then I'd take her for myself.