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Yo, is this his new chair?
Got it a week after we started dating.
No, she's a professional softball player.
(EXCLAIMS)
Yeah, maybe, but...
Because she's dead.
And normally I wouldn't care, but he promised me his old one.
W.B. Jones' construction guys park in our parking spaces every morning,
It’s just nice to win them all
Michael started the process of selecting a new chair about three weeks ago.
Oh, I don't care. I didn't really like that place that much, anyway.
But I need help.
Well, I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend, anyway.
and someone I can talk to and share an experience with, you know?
And I'm optimistic,
God.
Who is it? Your mom.
(DOOR CLOSES)
Are you still on good terms with any of her friends?
They call him "Cool Guy" Paul.
That is fantastic.
Of cool, and youth,
I thought you were engaged.
What do you mean, though?
What is it like being single? I like it. I like
It's happening. Okay.
(MICHAEL SIGHS)
who trust you implicitly,