Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd like to hit her in the head with Roget's Thesaurus
When you two were little, people thought you were twins.
Well, we all have.
Hey, Geoffrey, home butler.
I want to talk to you.
Will, these are my partners in the law firm of Furth, Winn and Meyer.
What are you talking about? You got...
that you address me as Geoffrey...
- You got it, man. - Okay, I'll see you at dinner.
Hilary, your cousin Will is here.
- For what? - Probably her head.
Hilary, are you gonna be in there for long or is this just like a pit stop?
Yo, are we having a party? We're gonna get stupid, right?
- This is the thanks we get? - I ain't asked to come.
How many bathrooms you got in this place?
I could have, if I liked it. Actually, it was a bad dress.
He's turned down the last 16 invitations. When are you gonna take a hint?
You have the right house.
or Charlie Sheen, I can't remember which.
You told me yourself I got to straighten out.
- I'm saying the plane was dope... - Excuse me?
I encountered bigotry you could not imagine.
That is a bad dress. You could've just said it was a good dress.
It is 9:00, Master William.