Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What, to fucking cum with me?
♪ Oh, in my life ♪
But we know that this is probably not true, right?
And that's how you do two-person fart starters.
Why didn't Jessi just tell me that she liked Ali?
Picture it, bro, I'm telling you. A night for guys to just be guys.
-Jay, gong sound, gong… -No! Wait! What? No! Stop it!
-"Simon Sex." He sounds-- -Sexy?
From your lips to Idris Elba's thick, hard ass.
-This could go on forever! -[giggles]
Hate could be good. It protects you from bad things and people that hurt you.
and then soon as they got out, Ali broke up with Samira.
Well, should we take another look to see what else can happen?
But I'm completely transfixed by the boobies!
Please don't tell anyone!
Jeez, I can't get that song out of my head.
You look into it and see what your love life could be like in the future!
[boys moaning, kissing]
♪ But they'll leave you With a dull remorse ♪
"Sluts of Instagram"?
Okay, well, um, I've been secretly sucking face with Charles Lu.
Rip out a sink!
Okay, you're a vagenius.
All right, I feel
What they did to you at your affinity group meeting was horrible.
All this and more on Connie Lingus Tonight.
Oh, Maury tells me everything, and I listen.
And his nipples are hard.
We're all drunk off of vanilla vodka.
♪ It's the best of both worlds It's a powerful force ♪
She's such a special person. Please agree.
Do you think Martin Luther King was stupid?
I'm not wearing a fucking bra in the afterlife.
Well, I would.
You guys, this is really confusing.
I might have penned a little song about this. [blows kiss]
[school bell rings]
That's right! Now, finish her!
♪ When you got love and affection Underneath the covers ♪
-What the hell is that? -It's a love scope.
We had "an erotic dalliance"?
I love her too much as a friend.
The dicks sure are coming in real nice this year.
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
I know! It surprised me too.
Michael Angelo didn't even know my last name.
Yeah, I know. You've been really annoying.
Fuck up a tub!
No, I can't.
♪ Oh! Ooh! Ooh! ♪
-Yeah, they think they're so cool! -[female] Totally.
[Ali] Hey, you in there? It's Ali!
I love cheating.