Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ But they'll leave you With a dull remorse ♪
Rip out a sink!
We're all drunk off of vanilla vodka.
You guys, this is really confusing.
-What the hell is that? -It's a love scope.
Well, should we take another look to see what else can happen?
Okay, you're a vagenius.
Michael Angelo didn't even know my last name.
-Yeah, they think they're so cool! -[female] Totally.
But we know that this is probably not true, right?
Hate could be good. It protects you from bad things and people that hurt you.
We had "an erotic dalliance"?
What, to fucking cum with me?
-"Simon Sex." He sounds-- -Sexy?
That's right! Now, finish her!
She's such a special person. Please agree.
What they did to you at your affinity group meeting was horrible.
From your lips to Idris Elba's thick, hard ass.
[boys moaning, kissing]
"Sluts of Instagram"?
Yeah, I know. You've been really annoying.
The dicks sure are coming in real nice this year.
Well, I would.
[school bell rings]
I love her too much as a friend.
Jeez, I can't get that song out of my head.
I'm not wearing a fucking bra in the afterlife.
I might have penned a little song about this. [blows kiss]
and then soon as they got out, Ali broke up with Samira.
I love cheating.
Picture it, bro, I'm telling you. A night for guys to just be guys.
Oh, Maury tells me everything, and I listen.
I know! It surprised me too.
♪ When you got love and affection Underneath the covers ♪
♪ Oh! Ooh! Ooh! ♪
Fuck up a tub!
♪ It's the best of both worlds It's a powerful force ♪
-Jay, gong sound, gong… -No! Wait! What? No! Stop it!
[Ali] Hey, you in there? It's Ali!
You look into it and see what your love life could be like in the future!
All this and more on Connie Lingus Tonight.
Please don't tell anyone!
-This could go on forever! -[giggles]
Okay, well, um, I've been secretly sucking face with Charles Lu.
All right, I feel
And his nipples are hard.
No, I can't.
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
Do you think Martin Luther King was stupid?
Why didn't Jessi just tell me that she liked Ali?
♪ Oh, in my life ♪
But I'm completely transfixed by the boobies!
And that's how you do two-person fart starters.
SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS PUSSY SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS JUNK NIGGER PUSSY ASSHOLE ASSHOLES AND DICKS FUCK ME SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!!