Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yo, Nick. If you're feeling shitty about Jessi,
[humming] Nong…
after Jessi basically cut your dick off in front of everybody?
Wow. I guess I do hate Jessi.
Oh, he's very real and very sexy, but he's also a beautiful soul.
-[phone chimes] -Oh, shit. Guys, check this out!
So, does it make you want to suck face with your best friend? Hmm?
Hey, you've got this.
Samira's gonna think I cheated on Samira.
♪ Bangin' with your buddy's the best ♪
-Jailbirds? More like lovebirds. -Mm-hmm!
♪ But they leave you with a dull remorse ♪
That's a beautiful name.
Angels wearing underwear?
Oh, shit, she's here.
The floor will be slick with tears and cum.
Iced chocolate, ten pumps of caramel, no coffee, extra whip.
Nick! Welcome to a badass night of male debauchery.
I'm just gonna hang back here like you like.
for his fragile heart hath been torn asunder.
Hey, Jay, when you get home, you gonna Smurf off?
-Along with quite a lot of lead. -What?
-Oh! Hey, there, Jessi's vagina! -Oh, boy.
I hope you're ready to uncork… [pops lips] …those hearts of yours,
-[chuckles] -You guys, Ali has my order memorized.
Judd makes your goosh go sploosh.
You mean, like my mom?
Or a little mushrooms, that's what we did.
-Oh, my God, Lump, are you okay? -I-I-I'm fine. For men, pain is knowledge.
-Ooh, girl! -What does poor Samira think of all this?
♪ It's the best of both worlds It's a powerful force ♪
Shit. I don't want to go in there!
I'm out of here.
$14 a month in alimony?
Not gonna lie, it kind of does.
-Jessi wouldn't be a home-wrecker. -Mm-hmm!
-I hope Samira's doing okay. -[laughs]
♪ Some are strangers in a bathroom stall ♪
We're about to smash shit like men.
-[imitates car screeching] -So if I told everyone