Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for his fragile heart hath been torn asunder.
♪ But they leave you with a dull remorse ♪
-Oh, my God, Lump, are you okay? -I-I-I'm fine. For men, pain is knowledge.
I'm just gonna hang back here like you like.
-Jessi wouldn't be a home-wrecker. -Mm-hmm!
Oh, shit, she's here.
-Jailbirds? More like lovebirds. -Mm-hmm!
I'm out of here.
-[imitates car screeching] -So if I told everyone
You mean, like my mom?
♪ Bangin' with your buddy's the best ♪
Wow. I guess I do hate Jessi.
Yo, Nick. If you're feeling shitty about Jessi,
$14 a month in alimony?
Hey, you've got this.
-[phone chimes] -Oh, shit. Guys, check this out!
Shit. I don't want to go in there!
♪ It's the best of both worlds It's a powerful force ♪
♪ Some are strangers in a bathroom stall ♪
I hope you're ready to uncork… [pops lips] …those hearts of yours,
Angels wearing underwear?
-Ooh, girl! -What does poor Samira think of all this?
We're about to smash shit like men.
That's a beautiful name.
Nick! Welcome to a badass night of male debauchery.
Or a little mushrooms, that's what we did.
Not gonna lie, it kind of does.
Samira's gonna think I cheated on Samira.
Iced chocolate, ten pumps of caramel, no coffee, extra whip.
Hey, Jay, when you get home, you gonna Smurf off?
So, does it make you want to suck face with your best friend? Hmm?
The floor will be slick with tears and cum.
after Jessi basically cut your dick off in front of everybody?
-[chuckles] -You guys, Ali has my order memorized.
-Oh! Hey, there, Jessi's vagina! -Oh, boy.
-I hope Samira's doing okay. -[laughs]
-Along with quite a lot of lead. -What?
[humming] Nong…
Judd makes your goosh go sploosh.
Oh, he's very real and very sexy, but he's also a beautiful soul.