Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and we make it wait in the closet for 20 minutes…

I'm sorry, but do vaginas even have heads?

I'll see you in 20 minutes.

Yep, the sidepiece life is pretty awesome. [chuckles]

You know who's not cute?

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I like hooking up,

-Those fucking bitches. -Oh, wow. Okay, uh, well,

Uh-uh-uh, I disagree.

♪ Best friends make the best lovers ♪

Last week, I was sensitive and kind to my dad, and he almost hugged me.

but he won't use it to fuck my mind.

Fuck you, thingy.

We just never talk.

-That is not fucking funny! -Uh, it's funny.

Exactly. Jessi's a messy bitch,

It's in my blood.

-[groans] -How you doin', Connie?

"Dr. PlainTalk." Okay!

and you'll never, under any circumstances, make her horny.

-[Jessi] Bye! Ugh. -[female] They are the worst, aren't they?

I don't think she wants to form a super-tit right now.

You know she deserves your hate.

What kind of twisted shit you think happened between Ali and Jessi in jail?

[chuckles] Well, not people. Jessi.

Oh, buddy. I'm here for you.

-#HornyHypocrite, #ChildOfDivorce. -[all laugh]

Wow, you're good at this.

And it would be a relief to not think about Jessi for a night.

-[shatters] -Because from now on, he only has one: