Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yep, the sidepiece life is pretty awesome. [chuckles]

It's in my blood.

-[groans] -How you doin', Connie?

Oh, buddy. I'm here for you.

and you'll never, under any circumstances, make her horny.

-[shatters] -Because from now on, he only has one:

-Those fucking bitches. -Oh, wow. Okay, uh, well,

I don't think she wants to form a super-tit right now.

Fuck you, thingy.

Last week, I was sensitive and kind to my dad, and he almost hugged me.

♪ Best friends make the best lovers ♪

Uh-uh-uh, I disagree.

You know who's not cute?

Exactly. Jessi's a messy bitch,

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I like hooking up,

-[Jessi] Bye! Ugh. -[female] They are the worst, aren't they?

Wow, you're good at this.

What kind of twisted shit you think happened between Ali and Jessi in jail?

We just never talk.

-#HornyHypocrite, #ChildOfDivorce. -[all laugh]

"Dr. PlainTalk." Okay!

but he won't use it to fuck my mind.

I'm sorry, but do vaginas even have heads?

I'll see you in 20 minutes.

-That is not fucking funny! -Uh, it's funny.

and we make it wait in the closet for 20 minutes…

You know she deserves your hate.

[chuckles] Well, not people. Jessi.

And it would be a relief to not think about Jessi for a night.