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and masturbating in an open field.

-[laughs] -Hello, boys!

And I have an even littler vagina.

Oh, what the fuck?

♪ I'm going through changes ♪

How about a nice sound bath?

Should I try a little tenderness?

Wait, wait, wait. What kind of worm?

Dude! Are you seriously trying to get with me right now?

Nick, your turn.

Don't mind me, I just want to throw myself into a meat grinder

Hi! Hello! You're everything to me.

Okay, big tough guys, I'll start.

In middle school time, that's like four months.

Okay, so what I'm hearing is

and then done a bunch of sit-ups.

Your love for Ali!

you want someone you can talk to and who cares about you?

♪ Best friends make the best lovers ♪

I got you a Frappuccino just how you like it.

Did I tell you I'm thinking about opening a restaurant?

[gasps] Love that!

I like to look inward sometimes.

-[sobbing] -Hold on. What's that?

None of these boys want to be soothed by my tenderness.

for that radical social justice event tomorrow.

Now, press send, and end Jessi's reign of terror.

a menace to society, and she needs to be stopped.

At least for now. I mean, being a couple could have been amazing,

Oh, right. Right. "Earth to Jessi."

Hello! Yoo-hoo! [chuckles] Don't talk about me like I'm not here!

Well, Jessi did hurt me.

-That is so sweet. -So beautiful.

If anyone is seeking respite from the shackles of masculinity,

[Lump] Please show pictures of jail gay.

♪ Artisans of pussy and dick ♪

♪ But when you're gettin' slutty With your number one buddy ♪

You deserve early admission to Wellesley

And that's the beauty of modern agriculture.

Do you want me to tell Samira it's not true?

I hate your face and your fucking attitude and your awful last name.