Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't mind me, I just want to throw myself into a meat grinder

In middle school time, that's like four months.

How about a nice sound bath?

-That is so sweet. -So beautiful.

-[sobbing] -Hold on. What's that?

[gasps] Love that!

a menace to society, and she needs to be stopped.

If anyone is seeking respite from the shackles of masculinity,

Dude! Are you seriously trying to get with me right now?

-[laughs] -Hello, boys!

And that's the beauty of modern agriculture.

and masturbating in an open field.

You deserve early admission to Wellesley

Nick, your turn.

At least for now. I mean, being a couple could have been amazing,

[Lump] Please show pictures of jail gay.

Wait, wait, wait. What kind of worm?

I like to look inward sometimes.

♪ I'm going through changes ♪

Okay, big tough guys, I'll start.

and then done a bunch of sit-ups.

for that radical social justice event tomorrow.

I got you a Frappuccino just how you like it.

Oh, right. Right. "Earth to Jessi."

Hello! Yoo-hoo! [chuckles] Don't talk about me like I'm not here!

Well, Jessi did hurt me.

Do you want me to tell Samira it's not true?

Should I try a little tenderness?

I hate your face and your fucking attitude and your awful last name.

Hi! Hello! You're everything to me.

Oh, what the fuck?

Now, press send, and end Jessi's reign of terror.

Your love for Ali!

you want someone you can talk to and who cares about you?

♪ Best friends make the best lovers ♪

None of these boys want to be soothed by my tenderness.

Did I tell you I'm thinking about opening a restaurant?

♪ But when you're gettin' slutty With your number one buddy ♪

Okay, so what I'm hearing is

And I have an even littler vagina.

♪ Artisans of pussy and dick ♪