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Okay, my sweet birdies, let's be gentle with our dear friend Nick,
I just thought maybe because we keep stuffing our tongues into each other,
-Hello? Earth to Jessi! -[slurping]
Yeah, I think the mushrooms are starting to kick in.
-Hey, Nick! -Fuck your feelings.
-We're breakin' shit. -[chuckles] Yeah!
We spent most of the '70s eating magic mushrooms together
[Devon] Fire emoji, fire emoji, fire emoji.
Well, then I don't think I can be your sidepiece anymore.
Way better than being recognized as a human being.
You look like a groovy panther.
No, no, no. Hey!
Because my mouth's got the hots for a boys' night in.
-Look at that. -Wow.
♪ There's one kind of lover That's the best of them all ♪
and she gets off
He was a doctor!
Aw, thanks, I'm Rochelle.
Don't say that!
You know what else could go on forever?
It's about us. It's kind of important.
Oh, ho, I have a mustache, Nick. They'll sell me rosé.
-How dare she reject you over and over! -[grunting]
SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS PUSSY SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS JUNK NIGGER PUSSY ASSHOLE ASSHOLES AND DICKS FUCK ME SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!!
People are gonna think I cheated on Samira.
Uh, no?
What exactly are you implying?
I was running low on thongs that disintegrate the moment I get my period.
Guilty as charged, but the only crime I've committed is being open to love.
-"Houston, we have a Starbucks." -[both chuckle]
And you want to hurt her too, right? I mean, that's why we made up the rumor.
It's two parts nacho cheese and one part Sunny D.
Sorry I'm late, darling.
['70s romantic rock music plays]
starbuck frappe
♪ Some that are cool And some that are fools ♪
Well, if you professional perverts say this is the move, I'm in.
-[Connie grunting] -[metal clanking]