Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[all crying] -…a group drain, if you will,
-♪ It's Connie Lingus Tonight ♪ -[applause]
Well, Samira said she'd rather get a yeast infection in her armpit
than ever talk to you again, so…
-Where'd you get yours? -He got them from me.
And they're gone.
♪ You add some trust and affection To your carnal connection ♪
Yeah! And you look like a bunch of penises. [chuckles]
Hell yeah! I know the perfect place to go tonight.
What the heck?
-Jessi likes Ali? -[bottle sloshes]
But we're so good together.
But you're still gonna tell her you like her, right?
Dreamweave with me, just for a moment, baby boy.
Ugh, why is your whisper so wet?
She does suck. Eat it, B-word!
I have zero moral problems with you cheating on Gina with me.
-[squeaking] -Ooh, rats!
And I came separately from Charles and brought capes and condoms! [laughs]
then huck it out the window of my mushroom house.
[sighs] I love our planet. The Earth. Even more than the moon.
Look for the cookies that I hid in the wall!
I mean, being vulnerable has gotten me nowhere.
Hey, I'm in love with you.
-That could be hot too, right? -Nah, I'm good.
♪ Baby, you'll forget ♪
-Yes, please! -Yeah, whatever.
Ooh- let's get funked up!
[kissing]
or you'll be murdered by a drifter.
Old man's about to whup your ass, young blood!
-It's like they refuse to look inward. -Heartbreakingly true.
-[slams door] -Shit, that's terrible.
I hold a mirror up to my butt hole. I can see all the way to my tummy.
Hang back so nobody sees us leave together.
Samira and Ali were together for three months.
Come on in, guys! We're servin' asshole for dinner!
[upbeat country folk music plays]