Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Feigned sympathy for the ex-girlfriend.

Simon Sex. I'm gonna invite him.

Dude, can I just say, I love being your sidepiece.

I never thought I'd be trying to snatch pussies.

-#Cheaters, #PoorSamira… -Preach!

Walter, are you okay?

Oh, my nose won't stop bleeding. I--I think you broke it!

-…in an upsetting crescendo. -[crying grows louder]

It's not worth risking it.

I'm a white co-opter and I love every fucking second of it!

I like to sing karaoke on Facebook.

♪ Satisfaction to your core ♪

I always thought I was more of a dick farmer.

-[both laugh] -[snorts]

Whoa! Where'd you get those killer threads, Tender Andy?

Hey! You're an old man,

Jay, you're weeping.

I'm getting my tongue into licking shape

Aw! When you put it that way, I sound fucking lame!

Beautiful women, fast cars.

Thanks, Andrew. Let's go home.

that she hooked up with Ali,

that we don't want to ruin.

Yeah, but it's what could happen, right? No one says it's definitely gonna happen.

You're such a little man.

[vagina] I can't get her out of my head either!

Ugh, Connie, I don't know if I should have chugged a whole Frappuccino

All right, you guys, let's get to work making the world a better place.

-Have you seen this shit? -What?

Simon Sex, I presume?

Yeah. And they have a really special friendship

…#SlutsOfInstagram.

-[all laugh] -Oh, fuck!

A hate worm. You knew that.

-Oh, damn, Connie, that was beautiful! -Thank you!