Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Simon Sex, I presume?

Whoa! Where'd you get those killer threads, Tender Andy?

Feigned sympathy for the ex-girlfriend.

-#Cheaters, #PoorSamira… -Preach!

-[all laugh] -Oh, fuck!

Simon Sex. I'm gonna invite him.

Oh, my nose won't stop bleeding. I--I think you broke it!

All right, you guys, let's get to work making the world a better place.

Thanks, Andrew. Let's go home.

-…in an upsetting crescendo. -[crying grows louder]

-Have you seen this shit? -What?

Jay, you're weeping.

Ugh, Connie, I don't know if I should have chugged a whole Frappuccino

that she hooked up with Ali,

Dude, can I just say, I love being your sidepiece.

I always thought I was more of a dick farmer.

Beautiful women, fast cars.

Yeah, but it's what could happen, right? No one says it's definitely gonna happen.

Hey! You're an old man,

A hate worm. You knew that.

[vagina] I can't get her out of my head either!

that we don't want to ruin.

Yeah. And they have a really special friendship

Walter, are you okay?

You're such a little man.

-Oh, damn, Connie, that was beautiful! -Thank you!

I like to sing karaoke on Facebook.

Aw! When you put it that way, I sound fucking lame!

…#SlutsOfInstagram.

I never thought I'd be trying to snatch pussies.

♪ Satisfaction to your core ♪

It's not worth risking it.

I'm a white co-opter and I love every fucking second of it!

I'm getting my tongue into licking shape

-[both laugh] -[snorts]