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She seems legit upset.
No, I did not!
You'd think after having her home wrecked,
-[retches] -[hate worm] Ugh!
with a couple of hormone monsters, that's cool.
Fuck that guy at Foot Locker who said I have irregular feet!
Uh, I wheeled over a tub of my mom's signature recipe, Lump soup.
and get turned into a nugget.
I don't remember Andrew being so blue.
But hate is so ugly!
♪ Some lovers Might feed your primal need ♪
No mixers 'cause we're big boys now.
[Devin chuckles] Wow, Jessi equals other woman.
Oh, oh, and Vin Diesel's there.
Whoa! Charles is gay? And what about Gina?
Yeah! And the pussies are looking plump too!
so we can do cunnilingus on Ali the second she walks through that door.
Hey, well, this place is, uh…
Wait, though. Is that even what I want?
Jay, I'm ready to listen. Tell me more about Charles Lu.
[howls sadly]
Well, you'll either come out of this night feeling better,
It's sliders, but they're bigger, like hamburger-size!
Remember, you're the dude who pulled Lars out of a wheelchair.
[Lump chuckles]
That is not freaking funny! Uh, it's funny
Should I look away? What's normal?
Uh, see you in social studies.
God, I love you.
Wait a minute, what if we eat each other out at the same time?
Ooh! It's sloppy asshole night.
-Mm, I bet they're sweet as sugar. -[bell ringing]
I propose an alternative evening.